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Entirely fuelled by caffeine, cheese and sarcasm

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I’m trying not to judge people in life, but no matter how many good qualities someone has going for them, I will 100% judge anyone who chooses to have 1-ply toilet paper in their home

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

sometimes Noodle prefers to have his existential crisis in the fridge

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@Prattle_x Don’t lose hope

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@Prattle_x

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@Prattle_x You… thought… I meant the actual clock? 🕰️ 😅😂

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@Prattle_x Oh so you’re just ignoring all the great content I send you then? Cool cool cool cool cool

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@Prattle_x Nah you really forgot the clock app

[Nick @StrayDogNZ]

Excited for all those people who believe that by working hard they'll be able to become millionaires like Luxon.

Finally the restraints have been lifted that have prevented us all from earning $4.2 million dollars a year and owning 7 properties.

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@Prattle_x Yeah fuck this

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@Prattle_x Brb moving 🥲

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@EDiamondGold Better get on that, demand is gonna skyrocket

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@EDiamondGold hope you’ve got tickets

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

DJ Khaled reveals that he will be opening for Beyoncé’s 'Renaissance World Tour' on September 1 and 2 in Inglewood, California.

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@RichardHills_ @CriticalMassAKL @AklCouncil @ScootFoundation As a certified young person™️ who regularly leaves the office close to 7pm and gets blasted in the eardrums every time (to make the walk up a switched-off escalator even more enticing)… with all due respect, it’s not the escalators.

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Cool cool cool cool cool

[WeatherWatch.co.nz @WeatherWatchNZ]

🚨🌀We don't say this lightly - but this is looking like one of the most serious storms forecast for New Zealand so far this century.

The northern half of the North Island is especially exposed. Global modelling is highly aligned, but not 100% locked in.

#CycloneGabrielle

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The amount of thought and care that my Santa put into a gift for a literal stranger 🥹 thank you, stranger santa, this was perfect and the intricate macrame is INCREDIBLE #SecretSantaNZ2022

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I know you never stop coming out, but having to figure out how to do it to the team I’m now leader of because they haven’t paid attention in the last year I’ve been their coworker is a new one 😅

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I’m a wine girlie, coffee fanatic (it’s cold brew season!), music and sustainability nerd. I have been known to kill a cactus but am forever trying to keep my garden under control and grow something edible. I love colour and quirky, fun shit. #SecretSantaNZ2022

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Welp, in case it all burns down I should probably get onto those #SecretSantaNZ2022 hints… I collect mugs, fun socks, anything with llamas, sloths or cats. Love a puzzle, cooking, and I’m forever picking up new craft projects I don’t finish.

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Entering a six-word short story comp with this one

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The last few days have really confirmed I’m just a basic pop bitch and honestly I’m okay with that. Bring me all the bops 😎🙌🏼