n o m p i l o

...i write

[n o m p i l o @nompih]

...a girl is tired

[John Saru @Sarutheone]

Today's gift is a treasure hunt. Retweet this when you see it, I have tried very hard to hide the SaruTheOne signature on this picture. #ThisisZimbabweBaby 🇿🇼

[n o m p i l o @nompih]

..a thousand ways https://t.co/BJ7FtopKZp

[£ben🌴 @eb3nzr]

Speak into existence. What do you want for 2023?

[n o m p i l o @nompih]

@IAmSteveHarvey Same girl -Usher

[MootEmDee @AusEMDi]

@staneve02 1. No one else lives with her
2. She’s usually the only person in her house
3. When she leaves there’s no one home
4. If anyone tells you anything other than 1, 2 and 3, they’re projecting their baseless stereotypes based on their limited knowledge and experiences.

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

I was almost 40 when I got my big break on The Steve Harvey Show in 1996. Don’t give up on your dreams 🙏🏽

[n o m p i l o @nompih]

Hear me out, RomComs should really be classified under Fantasy... #unpopularopinion

[n o m p i l o @nompih]

@Cocoa_rosa @munaalmulla Ooooh fancy

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Harper Lee: This is the worst writer's block I've ever had

Mockingbird: ThIs Is THe WorSt WriTER's bLOck I'Ve EVer HAd

Harper Lee: *eyes narrowing*

[The Emperor Of Umlazi @MaBlerh]

As a Black person, when you encounter a person mopping (especially a lady) in a building or supermarket and you NEED to pass there, there is a process:

1. You bow your head
2. You apologise sincerely
3. You become a ballerina.

[n o m p i l o @nompih]

...on repeat

[n o m p i l o @nompih]

ALWAYS!

[#makeke @Dreadlockd_Diva]

Them: Nice dress
Me: It has pockets 🤗🤗

[Howie Hua @howie_hua]

How would you rewrite "He was born in 1991." to avoid plagiarism? I want to see how ridiculous we can get lol

[n o m p i l o @nompih]

@vant_ser 😂😂😂😂

[n o m p i l o @nompih]

Pretty much

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Our life every day since 2020…

https://t.co/nYFgIo3wkG

[Troll.In.Chief. @Lawlonglive]

Macadamia and cashew nuts seedlings in stock, for sale

[n o m p i l o @nompih]

@vant_ser Maposa😊😊😊

[n o m p i l o @nompih]

...roots

[Mwana weKanyi @mwana_wekanyi01]

*Ndau - shona words*

Gudza - gumbeze
Chikari - hari
Mutikiti - muboora
Mhwarungo - nzimbe
Mahombo - mabanana
Matapura - mbatatisi
Kudera - kumusoro
Kubani - kuzasi
Kuamba - kutanga
Chiambiro - kudenha
Shwiro - zvazviri 😅

Good morning tweeps

#NdauTwitter