hazel

god's favorite this person
| 28 | she/her

[hazel @non_skeletal]

!!!!! who is that

[Sippy @LeviathanGunha]

Won 17 dollars and 43 cents from free credits on an online casino and immediately spent it on Papa John's

[TuxedoMaine🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @TuxedoMaine]

someone vancify kirk and kirkify vance

[ᴅᴀᴏʟᴜɴ - ᴄɪʀᴄᴇ ᴜɴɪᴛ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪꜱᴛ @daolunkmt]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀Forgive me Lalah, I still have a place to go back to.

[simon 🦕🛸 @dinogummysaur]

tried to make a joke at the party and nobody reacted and immediately went to talk about something else I felt like this

[Matt Olma @matt_olma]

Some definitions for any who are confused.

Subjective: bad
Objective: good
Ontological: very
Valid: true
Metaphysical: ontological
A priori: without thinking on it too deeply
Deontological: prudish
Postmodern: bad in a French way
Continental: bad in a German way

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

he moves like a low level rpg enemy

[wint @dril]

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

[hazel @non_skeletal]

@serinigalini kinda happens in otherside picnic

[hazel @non_skeletal]

@Altermerea had a friend whose brother was the unhappy ex husband, he was super homophobic/transphobic in general

[David Muskrat (False Devo) @wrongsinatra]

To explain why this is so annoying in Japan, my Japanese friend told me “It’s like if a bunch of tourists came to your town obsessed with Kenny G”

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

In ~400 years, some overrated intellectual will say that the United States of America were neither United nor States nor American and feel so annoyingly smug

[milk @wet_foal]

Just saw the phrase “dead men can’t rape” which made me think of “dead girls can’t say no” which made me think about the zizek rant about “perfect sex” which made me think maybe the “perfect sex” is two people laying dead beside eachother without tension or pressure

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

it's going to be this always

[thizzical ✌︎ therapist @hellaclitean]

everyone talked like they had the internet in the 20s but then the Depression turned everyone back into country hicks and set the culture back by nearly a century

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's so scary to think we have to find somewhere to store the dangerous waste like a desert or underground or something, which is a major problem unlike with fossil fuels where we safely store the waste in the atmosphere and our lungs

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Going out for the night, and Rod Serling narration from the heavens started introducing me as "a vile man, one that holds no principles" who will "soon learn the most important lesson of all". Troubling.