my boyfriend is ABSOLUTELY REFUSING to do this sex position where he sits at the piano and plays a song about me and i lie on the bed and shed a single perfect tear
when i started out i used to do shows where there would be like 2 friends and the promoter in the crowd and now tomorrow im headlining lollapalooza. crazy. love you allll!!!! <3
You’ve spent $31 million in our race on 30 second attack ads and “as a result, listeners were subjected to several inaccuracies, omissions, and mischaracterizations about our work and our members.”
What if you were JESUS and your wife was an INDIGENOUS BISEXUAL and so was her BROTHER and your ex OPP turned OOMF was also BISEXUAL and your BLIND friend was in her HOE PHASE