H.🦽

Yappeeezzyyyy

[H.🦽 @nonammeeerr]

I fell in love and started loving life. Wow, thank you LORD!!!!!

[cali @calithedonnn]

i am not a girls girl i hate stupid btches and bad mothers & boy crazy btches

[proposition dre @juicelessdre]

A cute brunch in dc and baltimore can turn into a 15 hour bender very quickly

[Assholery ♠️ @Ace_NoHoody]

Please normalize bed rotting on Saturday and Sunday .. you work hard all week.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[zae @itszaeok]

i've made a good friend from every job i've ever had

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Normalize wanting a better salary without feeling guilty. Your bills are real, your goals are real, and your labour has value.

[poet @wavstxr]

this working everyday sht

[Pan @pangrey123]

i be so happy when i get off work i feel like I just got released from jail

[kitty @scarykittyyy]

Showing every sign of depression except loss of appetite

[FaveDev @Favedevv]

“My intention is to grow with the company”

receives a job with a higher pay:

[fawn @daehatesyou]

how it feels to date someone who actually gives a flying fuck about you

[Bark @barkmeta]

Conspiracy theorists realizing they were right… again

[meya @MEYASEGOO]

Maryland will build a townhome in your ass if you’re not paying attention

[bappyboio @bappytweets]

Got publicly outed as a Zionist and immediately got a gig hosting SNL #OhMyGodBruh

[Pan @pangrey123]

I have two milestones at work :

1. Lunch
2. Leaving

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

the older i get, the more i realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live life.

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Wait yall off tomorrow????

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Not gonna lie, this is how I'm gonna start explaining myself to people who constantly ask for money at places. I understand that people are struggling but we all are and dude makes a very very valid point. I went to the store the other day, 3 bags of nothing was 90 bucks.