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[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal 7.31 @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[ëvił @kenemustgo]

told my mum the smoke in the kitchen was a lot and she goes ‘i thought you smoke, you don’t like this one?’

[joey @joboduj]

im like hey whats up bello

[👑🐉 Perisnitch 🌟🌟 @snajaths]

God bless whoever decided that covering your mouth is a red card.

We getting 4K premium multi-national insults for free now.

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[ells @ellsclare]

sorry but can I share how I received a Vinted parcel today (toy for my son)

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

the joint lady from D.A.R.E. is so cunty

[ems @walruspauls]

the abbey road studios official insta posting for pride and then liking this comment im crying

[Drew @flowersinmalibu]

My phone from 2011 😭

[river 🪽 @terriverpin]

The security at a concert checked my bag and said “fidget city in here!”

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[🦁 @baobunnn]

Disney plus being down is that deep for me bc now I can't watch bob burgers as part of my nightly ritual before sleep

[meow @nonboobary]

@skymutsuko hehe is the second pic Odeon Great Northern?

[tara @weirdotara_]

can u watch them while I go smoke

[The Time Being @namomnetempus]

Can I bum a fag?

[bri 🍎 dapper dan no.1 fan @jongietae]

it's him ᵔⰙᵔ

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

why don't you just googoo it. wook it up on googoo.

[bab0oshka @bab0oshk44]

A teenage Goth and punk girl awaiting a Slipknot gig to start at london Arena, UK