Tembe

The sky is not the limit.

[Le rata depth gore. @Ketso28]

Of course, in a conversation that demands even a modicum of intellect “pick her” would be your response. That’s why the highest level your intellect can reach is the freezing point of all the alcohol you’ve been posting. Please step aside while the adults converse about preferences. We’ll call you when it’s time to talk about photo dumps.

[Mpintshi Mpontsho yaWoody @Vho_Buzz]

The screams on the 18 min version of stimela

[Dineo @dineonono]

“written comments on the proposed price hikes can be forwarded to [email protected]. they can also be hand-delivered to 526 Madiba Street, Arcadia, Pretoria or posted to PO Box 40343, Arcadia, 0083, PTA, South Africa. closing date for the comments is 2 October 2026 at 4pm” 🫵🏾🫵🏾

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

[EMMA @emma_n_ken]

The toilet 🫣

[Miyandy @Amahashi_]

She probably did. Enhle has never been the flashy type, even while she was still married to him. In 2017 she attended an Awards ceremony to collect an award on his behalf, she put on her wedding dress from earlier that year. People dragged her for repeating a look and she just said it was a gorgeous gown, she felt amazing in it, and she wasn’t going to box herself in.
I also remember Black Coffee crying on a podcast because she bought her a fancy car, expected her to cry with excitement, and she went “oh, nice, thank you.” 😭

Money has never been the thing that moves her.

[Tumi Sole @tumisole]

Dad, why is my middle name Airlink?

[Thando Zulu @Thando_tz]

“Kuyoba intokozo ukuba khona kwenu “

Uma sesikhona bafihla amakhekhe 😒

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

That one guy was actually insane to think everyone wouldn’t call him Six Lack

[` @schiz04renic]

i honestly think depression eats your neurons. i don’t feel as smart as i used to

[Tembe @NoncebaTembe]

@_BNSL Damn

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

I'll never forget the day my dad parked at the church with us, disappeared to a guesthouse with another woman during the whole service, then returned smiling when the church closed to take us home where my mom had prepared Sunday lunch and we all pretended to be a happy family like nothing happened with my siblings. 😭

[Sivu Kose, $. €. @Sivu_Kose]

Dear @CapitecBankSA

Whenever your clients are asked for an Acc Number, they send us a picture of their card. We have tried to stop them but abeva.

May you please not inscibe the Acc Number on the card any more.

We want to copy and paste the Number not the card.

Thank you

[Tembe @NoncebaTembe]

@LukheleSindiswa @msizikubheka @colouroflove7 @MyBigBets1 🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾 So do we look at how many draw s? The more the better or?