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who the fuck let me reproduce

[No No @nonieOG]

"I feel like I just did you a solid by taking you to the hospital, I think you could do me a solid by staying in the car"-blake

[No No @nonieOG]

What the fuck are all the “OMG my kid is the most amazing thing since the sun” moms putting in their fucking coffee? Your kids 2 months old there’s no way they’re that cool. #itsnotcocaine

[No No @nonieOG]

I appreciate the situational irony here.

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Never related to tweet more #hi2020

[Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch]

Hi, go fuck yourself 😘

[No No @nonieOG]

It’s not labor day but still accurate

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It might be Labor Day weekend, but let’s all remember that we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Wear a mask, practice social distancing, and follow the experts. It’ll save lives.

[No No @nonieOG]

2020, if I cough in public I have to reassure everyone around me I’m just a pot head who can’t swallow her spit and not a corona spreader. #itsnotcoronaitsmarijuana #andlackofbasichumanskills

[No No @nonieOG]

#babesinbaños

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Has house full of toys. Gets in the laundry basket. #babylogic

[Kristen Carney @KristenCarney]

Everything feels so soulless rn, so plz take a few minutes to remember (or learn about) one of the most soulfully rich people I've ever known and had the pleasure of calling my friend and co-host, @StevieRyan by watching this amazing montage by @Eulonzo. https://t.co/bUfc4Whuyl

[No No @nonieOG]

Be honest. Why is Panera just overpriced cafeteria food? #thatnapaalmondchickenthough

[Panera Bread @panerabread]

Be honest. Who drinks hot coffee in the summertime?

[No No @nonieOG]

@Jordynrae SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE TWIGS IN THE BACK 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Motherfuckers who wear perfume/cologne while hiking are the worst kinda people #gross

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My mom: “those are nice leggings! Are the knock offs of nice ones?”
Me: “do I look like I can’t afford lululemons? Cause I can’t these are Addidas from TJ maxx”
#calledout

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The only thing I don’t miss about working.

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Kay I’m ready for outside time again #freenonie

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When it’s quarantine Easter and mom still makes you wear ridiculous outfits #atleastthereschocolate

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When you had too much fun eating for two and now that your not pregnant lunches consist of lettuce and eggs 😭 #imisstacobell

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@_Blake_W I’ve been social distancing my whole life I don’t see how people are having a hard time with this 🤷🏼‍♀️

[No No @nonieOG]

Muffins I’ve baked: blueberry, banana nut, raspberry chocolate, gluten free chocolate chip banana, carrot pineapple, and strawberry...quarantine end soon please my freezer can’t take much more. #anxietygotmelike

[No No @nonieOG]

When the milk hits #andthebeatsarebangin