meggie

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

Would it be too much if I told the fantasy group chat that I like when the boys roughhouse a little?

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

Breaking my twitter hiatus (unintentional) to say I’m obsessed with this man at the local sandwich shop who took his shirt off outside, put it on to come in and get water, take it off when outside, put it back in to come in for more water, and take it off outside again.

[maria 🦇 @jasoctodd]

hotd characters as viral tweets — a thread

[Ben Palmer @benjpalmer]

Watching Bill Hader lose it in a Jiminy Glick interview is my new favorite thing

[SummerClub @sumerclub]

This is what i mean when i say i wanna work remotely

[- @________0000111]

sometimes divine protection feels like betrayal in the moment and that’s okay

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

@churchofysl LOL

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

A shift in the space time continuum was felt when this dropped

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

@nosmokenomore Be quiet I’ve had enough of you you beast!
Beast? How dare you

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

@jayythewave Nap

[❀ @Mi_Ainsel]

This one belongs here

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

@hasydney 😭

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

@martyrang3l The realness of this

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

@ZodiacFacts Yall have clearly never met a Pisces

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

@sidra_salinas Don’t do it

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

Yes I will tap the cold shot glass at the bar under my eyes to de puff what about it

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

STOP

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

Some of the most clinically insane yappers of all time and it’s just a couple of geminis

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

A banger tbh

[meggie @nonmegxistent]

Dead

[Dennis Nguyen @pastorpapi23]

No one:

The groupchat, this morning: El Drake! BBL!!