Velvet Devil

history major, smart ass

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

sounds good. i hope nothing bad happens

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

A new Jensen Huang affair will be announced every hour until our demands are met

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Jensen Huang with his fourth girlfriend watching his third affair news break right now

[vio 🖤✨@ TWITCHCON @viotubing]

bro 😭😭😭

[Fav @favwontmiss]

Millennials be like “I needed this” and it’s just Outlook being down.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@MSFT365Status Is outlook down bc that guy cheated on his wife

[Victoria Kline @VictoriaDKline]

Millennials getting the same sensation when Outlook is down as seeing this getting rolled into class

[Dave Krunk @davekrunk]

My massive pile of unread emails waiting in my Microsoft Outlook Inbox rn

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

Jensen Huang!
$NVDA

[JoJo @f0rgas]

LMFAOOOO this aged well

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

if you're in line to disclose your affair with jensen huang STAY IN LINE

[based16z @based16z]

Jensen has more hoes than we thought

[bacon @steve2bacon]

my portfolio every time Jensen has sex outside of marriage

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Jensen Huang with his third girlfriend watching his second affair news break right now

[litquidity @litcapital]

Women: *exist*

Jensen:

[punkstar ✯ @urfalling4me]

Old men online responding to AI women

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

we can't let a MAN be PRESIDENT, what if he gets HORNY and gets seduced by a CHINESE SPY

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

The Nvidia CEO cheating on his wife with a Chinese spy is why we gotta get men tf outta leadership. No evolution with the species at all. The same ole tricks been working on them for thousands of years