Baddie

20+ years old

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@carolyyheart @mysterioushana I think in his natural habitat he's just Some Dude™ like the other guys but he has a tendency to dress up like a performance piece ala drag queen style, and he can perform two extreme charactictures that being hyper-fem drag queen or hyper-masc

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@carolyyheart @mysterioushana I personally believe in Cartman ping ponging between ultra masc to ultra fem because he is a theater kid at heart

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@fuckmyirls I'm editing the teasers now

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I'm so fucking excited for this stupid fucking episode I may be going crazy

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@giricodc Thx u I made more

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@vsillap I think he just likes to hang out with whoever lol

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@Fizzjorine

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@superhardpcness

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@lesbomatsu Yeah they're on Tumblr

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@fangdracos HOLD ON YOU GUYS ARE GAYYY???

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@PCEfromAo3 Kyle it wasn't the farts that made the burgers so good I fear Cartman can just cook really well

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@EmoWhoWrites herself and that's possibly worse because that means she didn't love me oh shit now I have to come to terms that my mother's negligence, emotional incest, and the CSA trauma I faced deeply fucked me up shit.

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@EmoWhoWrites that borders on co-dependance and he can't unpack all the CSA trauma he went through so he creates this fabricated story like okay guys look someone killed my mom and I have to find the murderer only for him to be like oh shit I killed my mom, oh wait no I didn't she killed-

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@imimastrawberry Yes please I need more Cartters content we need to spread more Cartters propaganda... Especially Cartjorine because damn there's like no fics 😭💔

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@BROKEGOATartz I'VE BEEN SAYING!!! HE'S CLINGY !!!

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@wahonybalony I mean he whipped his dick out in front of the whole school to show solidarity with Butters incel group the boys formed after their gf's broke up with them, and Kyle did this after he found out Cartman got a gf.

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@EmoWhoWrites I hc that Cartman was actually half Jewish on his father's side this whole time and then he makes it his mission to be the best Jewish bf