hanini

going to hell, y’all need anything?

[hanini @nonstopstress]

I am begging the producers of hot frosty to explain what decade their weird little movie is supposed to be set in. Why is everything from 1995 except Gretchen’s iPhone 6 and that one SUV in the background at the end.

[chefkids @girlflopping]

Wicked if Oz was in a Chicago sandwich shop

[hanini @nonstopstress]

when holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity isn’t enough and you need people to know you’re in QUEER MEDIA

[hanini @nonstopstress]

@StardewConcert please help why isn’t the Toronto presale working! 😭

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

early results are in!

[hanini @nonstopstress]

@CMooreCasts @Bell @FANEXPOCANADA @Bc33Brayden

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

shut the fuck up joanne

[hanini @nonstopstress]

@Bc33Brayden same

[hanini @nonstopstress]

how do I kindly tell my boomer parents that they can’t keep using the wrong pronouns for Mattea or I will turn off #JeopardyMasters !!!

[Lilly @OneEclecticMom]

tfw you're Canadian
#JeopardyMasters

[hanini @nonstopstress]

@ThreatNotation sleigh ride is a rite of passage. yes you did go to music school for this <3

[hanini @nonstopstress]

@yyungg_g @jordyyyyyyyyyyn I honestly just googled “bachelorette finale spoilers” a few weeks ago lmao enjoy

[hanini @nonstopstress]

“Aven’s parents could be my future in-laws!!”
me, who’s already read the spoilers:
#bachelorette #TheBachelorette

[hanini @nonstopstress]

@cassandra_zatka

[hanini @nonstopstress]

“scared, potter???”

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

“My father will hear about this!”

#TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

[hanini @nonstopstress]

@BachelorBob_ @BacheloretteABC @Millsy11374 @fleissmeister @JessePalmerTV @BachelorABC still trying to process why they had those guys promoting a very gay movie on the most aggressively heterosexual TV show ever? anything for that cheque I guess

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

Thinking about how we spent last night watching ~10 minutes of overflow hometowns (shoutout to Aven), ~30 minutes of Men Tell All, and ~80 minutes of advertisements.

Notoriously the worst episode of each season, the Tell All has officially become unwatchable.

#TheBachelorette

[hanini @nonstopstress]

they really called this a tell all when they told nothing huh 🤨 #thebachelorette #bachelorette

[hanini @nonstopstress]

@QuirkyNameLater @TheBachBabes tbh it’s me, I am the producer

[hanini @nonstopstress]

@QuirkyNameLater @TheBachBabes “We just had so much to include!” - Jesse James Palmer, lying on national television