brayden

dangerous off the sticks

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"you're 8 months behind on chipotle klarna payments because you've been saving up for the spacex ipo?"

[brayden @Bc33Brayden]

@rolledgrapeleaf Germany changed you man

[litquidity @litcapital]

“OpenAI huh? $500B? Gimme 2 weeks and $5 million and I’ll clone it asap” - DeepSeek’s CTO

[Jakabfi Károly (霸王最忠之臣子) @JakabfiK]

"I'm fining you 20 gajillion bajillion fifillion morbillion doobiedoobiedooo dollars for terminating my youtube channels."

[brayden @Bc33Brayden]

Ellen the people wanna know why

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy birthday, P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs, or as I call him, Cuddle McSnugglestuff. You don’t need to know why. @iamdiddy

[brayden @Bc33Brayden]

@CMooreCasts @Bell @FANEXPOCANADA @nonstopstress

[brayden @Bc33Brayden]

Game recognize game

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Cop who arrested Justin Timberlake reportedly didn't know who he was:

“Justin said under his breath, ‘This is going to ruin the tour.’ The cop replied, ‘What tour?’ Justin said, ‘The world tour.’”

[Florida Man 🐊 @Floridaman]

Ohio Billionaire Larry Connor will take $20M sub down to Titanic wreck site to prove industry is safer after OceanGate incident.

He will be joined by CEO of Triton Submarines Patrick Laney.

[brayden @Bc33Brayden]

While you were out partying and drinking I was babymaxing. Mine will be hitting a 97% sleep efficiency on world record speed run pace

[brayden @Bc33Brayden]

Geriatric Hollywood execs wanting to just bring back cable and relive their glory days of 1992

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Disney+ is going to add channels 📺

They will each have a continuous scheduled stream of shows within specific genres like Marvel & Star Wars

(via @theinformation)