Davros

Puts out.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

He would hate this, but would love to venture to the back row of Level 4 to shake @Demonblog’s hand. Thanks for reads. Good luck for another season finessing the keyboard.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

*Dwayne Russell furiously writes on a note pad and drops his pencil, out of breath and sweating as he looks down*

“Moves like Jagga”

[Curt @CurtSPerkins]

Maybe you, could be, a purple monkey in a bubble gum tree

[Davros @noobdaddy]

Purchasing a pillow to sleep on is one of the riskiest investments.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

Sweet and sour is the most overrated flavour combo.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

Some of the most insufferable people I know are generally __________ supporters. Fill the blank.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

Nora has this obsession with a YouTuber who makes songs for kids ‘Danny Go’. Not gonna lie though, some of the songs slap.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

@JamesWray10 Context please?

[Davros @noobdaddy]

The Clayton Oliver pile on, particularly recently, particularly with Spud’s game taking place, particularly when male suicide rates in Australia are 6 a day, makes you realise how low AFL journalists are to get a click or a listen.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

Mets walk-off and Melbourne win. You know your boy’s happy 🙂‍↔️

[Davros @noobdaddy]

Max Gawn and Francisco Lindor are my team’s captains. How lucky am I? Inspirational.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

T-Mac backing up Riv on Instagram is the kind of pick me up I needed for the Melbourne Footy Club.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

@MattCrossin I’ll wear it tomorrow

[Davros @noobdaddy]

If you buy it early enough, everything is retro.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

@JamesWray10 “Basketball background”

[Davros @noobdaddy]

@hattubmachine @AFLFantasy @KeeperAFL You make me laugh Hat.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

@The_DeeBrief Only change for me would be Billings into the 22, with maybe Lindsay as the sub

[Davros @noobdaddy]

Couldn’t be fucked with the Australian Open this year.

[Davros @noobdaddy]

Had an idea for a TikTok. Don’t know if it’s already in existence, but it’s the dialogue in Defying Gravity saying: “Just say you’re sorry” and then it cuts to that Corey Worthington interview and him saying: “I’ll say I’m sorry, but I’m not taking off the glasses.”

[Davros @noobdaddy]

Annual From Under The Cork Tree post. Best pop rock album of all time.