0xCynic

contrarian | cynic | question everything | crypto class 2017 |

[0xCynic @noobsta88]

@Defifundamental @fortunafi_io @MEXC_Official Listing got screwed on MEXC, most lbp investors got rekted on the listing.

[Zeneca🔮 @Zeneca]

Man I joked about 2024 being the Points meta/year, but it legitimately is gonna be the Staking-for-Airdrops

It’s the perfect ponzi. Locks tokens up. Compounding rewards. Number keeps going up as the frenzy continues.

Then monstrous crash.

ICOs, NFTs, OHM

History is rhyming.

[Pandora @Pandora_ERC404]

We're excited to announce our strategic partnership with @vectorreserve, a team we feel incredibly aligned with in driving innovation for liquidity solutions and new primitives on Ethereum.

Pandora and Vector will both be adding their respective tokens to our treasuries, furthering our alignment in driving value towards both ecosystems and exploring new ways in which ERC404 and liquidity expanding derivatives can benefit from one another and find new ways to deliver value to our users.

Cheers to good tech 🥂

[defizard @belizardd]

@binance $VEC or $RSTK on binance huh??

[Ordiswap @OrdiswapLabs]

After 1,500+ TXs since launch, Ordiswap's Testnet dApp is now offline, with Stage 1 Mainnet coming 🧪

→ V2 Homepage launch + V2 dApp on Mainnet planned for this week
→ Univ2-Style AMM, @THORChain Cross-Chain Swaps, Analytics & Native L1 Swaps
→ Exploring Atomicals support & new partnerships

$ORDS $BTC $ORDI

[Ordiswap @OrdiswapLabs]

The First-Ever and Only AMM on Bitcoin’s L1 🧪️

1,500+ transactions on $BTC testnet. Positive initial audit findings from @threesigmaxyz. Improvements in the works.

Launching on Bitcoin native layer mainnet this month 🧡

You are not ready... $ORDS

[Ordiswap @OrdiswapLabs]

Happy New Year from the Ordiswap Team 🧡

We cannot be more excited for 2024 & moving towards unlocking unparalleled liquidity on BTC's L1 🧪

– Stage 1 Mainnet
– $ORDS staking
– Cross Chain Swaps using @THORChain Pools
– Ordilayer Routing with @Hyperlane_xyz

& much more…

[TN | PendleBoros @tn_pendle]

GM ☀️

Celebrating another major milestone right before we end the year - $350M trading volume for @pendle_fi!

Thank you Santa for the early Christmas gift. Now it's still full steam ahead for our big plans in 2024 😉

[Immutable @Immutable]

Immutable zkEVM is gas-free for gamers!

Gas Fees? Zero.

We are proud to announce that Immutable zkEVM and Immutable Passport will be capable of eliminating gas fees for all players!

All games and marketplaces on Immutable zkEVM will be able to seamlessly sponsor gas fees for Immutable Passport users, with no user disruption.

Immutable zkEVM, powered by @0xPolygonLabs, will be gas-free for gamers who use Immutable Passport, significantly reducing the primary friction point in the user experience.

Your players will be able to,

➕Play your game
➕Trade Assets
➕Participate in your game economy

Without ever having to be introduced to the concept of gas!

If you ask any developer about building web3 games and their challenges, the same pain point continues: "gas fees ruin the user experience."

Immutable is dedicated to solving the largest obstacles preventing web3 games from becoming successful.

We are making sure gas is no longer an issue for gamers who choose to play on Immutable zkEVM.

https://t.co/y3L8U5EJQ0

[BRC20BOT - http://brcbot.io @BRCBOT_]

We've been adding new features to the bot daily since its launch.

Now that we have enough features truly useful for BRC-20 users, our current focus is on enhancing token utility, which will be implemented in the next update.

Dev is cooking... 👀

$ORDI $MUBI $BRCBOT #BRC20

[Pendle @pendle_fi]

It's been emphasized how Pendle LPs experience minimal IL.

But since no studies have been done, how do you know this to be true?

So we went ahead and did one.

TL;DR
🔹Providing liquidity on Pendle pools outperforms holding the underlying asset (e.g. ETH) in all cases studied here, even when excluding PENDLE incentives
🔹No IL observed in all cases studied here
🔹The longer one LPs on Pendle, the greater the outperformance

[CTM @CryptoTalkMan]

You know you are a true crypto degen when…

You already sent your funds to the wrong chain and lost it forever.

You already tried to convince your close circle that #BTC & #ETH are the future.

You got rug pulled scammed or honey potted.

You staked your shitcoin on this exotic DEX with insane APY, and the site disappeared.

You already set your alarm clock to the middle of the night to invest in a presale.

You already scanned for new launches and invested in them just because their name looks “legit”.

You aped at 40k it’s now 70k and you telling your friends it’s moooning

After two days of playing with Binance Futures, you x3 your bag and believed you discovered the secret to infinite wealth. You got liquidated the next day.

You know what “WAGMI” “NGMI” mean.

You get upset when your grocery bill exceeds $20, but you just spent $200 on a meme coin with zero utility.

You know what Poocoin is, and it brings you bad memories.

You already spent hours on a Discord server welcoming strangers just to get whitelisted for a new NFT project.

You already invested in a coin, changed your mind 5 minutes after, and sold at loss.

You know what it means when the Telegram group of your favorite shitcoin disappears suddenly.

One of your investments did x100, but you did not sell because you waited for x1000. You are now at loss, and you still believe it will reach x1000 soon.

You bought your .eth or .sol name, and you use it as your Twitter handle.

The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is to check prices.

You are part of a parallel Twitter universe called “Crypto Twitter” CT

You cannot help “chasing green candles”, get in tokens already 150% up over 24H.

You have hot wallets all over your computer and smartphone and no idea where you keep the seed keys.

One day, you decided it was not safe, and you bought a Ledger, but it is still under blister.

You were told you would be safe in stable, this is why you kept a big bag in $UST .

You can proudly say that you longed a stable coin once. It was UST. To recover your losses.

You thought LUNA couldn’t get any lower than $1, so you bought some. Then it went to $0.00001.

💰

[0xCynic @noobsta88]

@belizardd $CFG actually went up? Or typo?

[0xCynic @noobsta88]

@Arcade_xyz @akramsrazor @CirrusNFT @4KProtocol And who verifies/audit you guys and the physical collateral? I like the project, but trust issues you know…

[0xCynic @noobsta88]

@nftboi_ @rhnzvrgr @metabrc @IBW_Mamba 🫡

[0xCynic @noobsta88]

@atgoodm @metabrc @ZK_shark @LeonidasNFT @pazNGMI @janbtc @NFTBrad @BitGod21 @rodarmor Followed 🫡

[0xCynic @noobsta88]

@0xWenMoon @pendle_fi 😂 all good mate !

[0xCynic @noobsta88]

@0xWenMoon @pendle_fi Nice thread ! Would like to see a thread on predicting APRs for yield trading !

[Pendle @pendle_fi]

Pool 三 takes liquidity to the next level, allowing LPs to stack more yield on the same assets you already have 🔥

However, the full yield potential of Pool 三 goes beyond just the sweet rewards…

[0xCynic @noobsta88]

@_zkswap Try the test net for potential rewards!