Noodle Weapon

My tweets represent my own thoughts, not those of my employer / university.

[Kevin Naughton Jr. @KevinNaughtonJr]

@karpathy what leetcode questions did they ask you during the interviews

[Noodle Weapon @noodleweapon]

What if you prevent yourself from eating unless ur carrying an Operating Systems textbook. U will either starve or become really good at operating systems

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Banger @Grok 😂

[Noodle Weapon @noodleweapon]

Genuine question, why don’t u stop talking to girls and start talking to VCs

[Noodle Weapon @noodleweapon]

mythos might refuse because the task is so trivial

[Noodle Weapon @noodleweapon]

The biggest problem with AI coding is that it tends to add code rather than remove code

[shirish @shiri_shh]

bro was right.

Atlassian down 75%. HubSpot down 69%. Figma down 86%.

Almost all of them down 30–70% from their 52-week highs.

AI is literally eating software alive and repricing every company in real time.

SaaS is cooked fr 😭

[mahaveer @veer_ukrani]

@benln Definitely @slashapp without a doubt. I left apple because I knew Slash will be the place which can give me real founder experience.

I've been here 1.5 years, and in that time we've only had 4 people leave and all of them have started their own very successful) companies.

[Aman @Amank1412]

All the best startup accelerators to apply in 2026:

1. Y Combinator ($500k for ~7%)
2. Sequoia Arc ($1M for ~10%)
3. a16z Speedrun ($500k for 10% + $500k guaranteed follow-on)
4. South Park Commons ($400k for 7% + $600k guaranteed follow-on)
5. NEO Residency ($750k uncapped SAFE, variable equity)
6. HF0 Residency ($1M uncapped SAFE for 5%)
7. Seedcamp ($350k–$1M, flexible terms)
8. Boost VC ($500k for 15%)
9. The Mint ($500k for 10%)
10. 500 Global ($150k for 6%)
11. PearX ($250k–$2M SAFE)
12. SOSV / HAX ($250k for ~7%)
13. Techstars ($220k for 5%+)
14. LAUNCH ($125k for 6%)
15. Antler US ($200k–$250k for 8–9%)
16. Founders Fellowship ($150k for 5–10%)
17. Founders, Inc. ($100k–$250k for 4–7%)
18. Antler Europe (€100k for 10% + stipend)
19. Entrepreneurs First (up to $250k for ~9%)
20. Conviction Embed ($150k uncapped MFN SAFE)
21. Afore Capital ($500k–$2M SAFE, flexible terms)
22. Soma Capital ($100k)
23. Berkeley SkyDeck ($200k)
24. gener8tor ($100k for 7.5%)
25. Heartfelt VC (up to €500k)
26. Forum Ventures ($100k for 7.5%)
27. Greylock Edge (custom SAFE + $500k+ in credits)
29. Betaworks AI Camp (up to $500k for 5% + uncapped SAFE)
29. Google for Startups (equity-free; up to $100k + $350k in cloud credits)
30. Entrepreneurs Roundtable Accelerator ($150k for 6% + $320k in credits)
31. Plug and Play Tech Center (equity-free; optional $100k–$150k SAFE)
32. Startup Wise Guys (up to €65k for equity + up to €300k follow-on)
33. HSG START Accelerator (CHF 200k for 4–10%)
34. Alchemist Accelerator (~$30k SAFE for ~5%)
35. Bethnal Green Ventures (£60,000 for 7%)

[Noodle Weapon @noodleweapon]

I wish AI were more expensive

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I love the united states

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

I have never been so bullish on the United States of America.

[Noodle Weapon @noodleweapon]

My return to Uchicago is a great gain to the quant trading community but a great loss to the Thai dating market and an even greater loss to the Korean armed forces

[Noodle Weapon @noodleweapon]

@haileyhmt Ur chopped

[Noodle Weapon @noodleweapon]

I’ll rizz the vc and then I’ll rizz the huzz

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: GitHub COO reveals annual commits are on pace to jump 1,300% year over year.

[Noodle Weapon @noodleweapon]

Elon musk profile pic is tuff