jackie jormp-jomp

therapy graduate (for now)

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Laughing with a friend) so what should we laugh about next

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Amy Poehler’s impression of a Stephen Sondheim song absolutely took me out

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

WATCH ME

[Bob Wulff @BobWulff]

You cant support immigration AND kick a villager off your Animal Crossing island for being ugly like pick one

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

just saw #thebonetemple

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

i do my hair every day for work now so my 65 yr old gay coworker will compare me to a beautiful woman of the past. so far mary tyler moore and eva peron.

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

girl going through the racks at zara carrying a “shop small” tote bag 😍😍😍

[reilly @reillywryly]

watching traitors with my roommate and her boyfriend and she just turned to him and said “babe fegan floop is host”

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

epstein files website

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

if you're a hat on a hat, and i'm a nothing burger, then who's putting all their eggs in one basket

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

@RankedReal We’ve never asked for Tequila donations.

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

girl next to me at wicked kept saying “EW HES SO UGLY” every time jeff goldblum came on screen 😍

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

“there are bridges you cross you didn’t know you crossed until you’ve crossed” right right

[joe 🇱🇧 @hackermanjoe]

started twin peaks last night, and I’m not kidding when i say that this tiktok was my final push

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

drinking tequila after throwing up so i can feel better

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

happy veterans day @trishapaytas 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

Nina from portlandia ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[sum 𐚁 @sumgarf]

we libbed so hard last night we’ve entered a new timeline

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

@reillywryly body tea

[jackie jormp-jomp @noonanimproved]

Just saw a video of an attractive young man in a little red hat. I thought “who is this attractive young man in a little red hat?” Yes of course it was Curtis sliwa in the 70s why wouldn’t it be. I am a sick individual