No One Cares Podcast

We pay our contributors with heart-shaped construction paper cutouts, as well as vintage, slightly dented beer bottle caps. #NowHiring

[JuliusCesar25 @JuliusCesar25]

We were country, a proper country.

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@TheNBACentral @sam_amick 👀

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Sources can confirm that Raptors and Sixers are already talking about a trade centered around Ben Simmons and the #4 overall pick. Raps were hoping to jump up in the lottery to turn that pick into a player that could get them right back into contention after a down year in Tampa.

[No One Cares Podcast @noonecarespod]

We hear all kinda things at No One Cares; your hate only fuels us. We’re not really in the business of making stuff up, and it’s not like we are trying to prove anything by being right. We’re also not Hassan Whiteside’s “cousin,” or anything weird like that.

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Sources can confirm that Raptors and Sixers are already talking about a trade centered around Ben Simmons and the #4 overall pick. Raps were hoping to jump up in the lottery to turn that pick into a player that could get them right back into contention after a down year in Tampa.

[De’Asshole Fox 🇭🇹🇭🇹 @Alf954]

@DosMinutos @RohanNadkarni @DeucesPodcast I’m your source?

[Dos Minutos @DosMinutos]

@RohanNadkarni @DeucesPodcast Not sure, @Alf954 told me to tweet it.

[Rohan Nadkarni @RohanNadkarni]

@DosMinutos @DeucesPodcast explain this bit to me

[No One Cares Podcast @noonecarespod]

Mr Samson, We would like to offer you permanent guest spot on our show. We believe you personify everything about our brand.

Please let us know your thoughts.
Thank you
#N1C

[David P. Samson @DavidPSamson]

Just spoke to @LeBatardShow and @MichaelRyanRuiz. I gave them every opportunity to explain not including me in #FreeDumb. Their response was not satisfactory. As a result, I will not be joining them on tmow’s #lour. They are in time-out. For how long? #Waittosee

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Sources confirm that Tim Hardaway, Jr. is interested in coming home to play for the Miami HEAT in free agency this offseason. Whether it happens will depend on the HEAT’s willingness to pay him and the Mavs acceptance of a contract back in a S&T deal.

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Got a tip on this tip #CGEW #TipSquad

[Austin @ChefTrillie]

And yes Bam is still worth his max contract. Please stop

[Ryan Cortes @Ryan_Cortes]

Jimmy Butler is the best SF in the history of the Miami Heat

[Greg Sylvander @GregSylvander]

Last nights effort sucked.

But ending in 6th is a result of bad losses to many teams earlier in the schedule, particularly the Ls to short handed ATL and LaC.

But Remember when they were 14th in the East and a play in was just the goal?

Let’s see what this group is made of.

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Once I realized I could grow a beard I never went clean shaven again. A mask is just a beard with more surface area, I'm not taking that shit off

[Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️ @5ReasonsSports]

Dewayne Dedmon is averaging 19 & 15 per 36 minutes

[jeremy taché @jeremytache]

IT’S TIME TO GET TO THE FINALS, FOLKS

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Calls are being made. People are answering phones. Some are being picked up, others are not. We’re hearing lots of things. Others we can’t hear. Keep your eyes on different cities, possibly focus on those other towns. Things are about to get interesting.

[No One Cares Podcast @noonecarespod]

In order to have a trade:

1) You need two or more teams who want to swap players
2) You need to call each other up and discuss which players will be moved and to where
3) If extensions are wanted, that has to be addressed
4) Medical info is exchanged and final decisions are made

[No One Cares Podcast @noonecarespod]

@CrabSmutPeddler @fesbutter My apologies for the delay. We have been given confirmation that we can book it.

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Sources confirm HEAT will build around their two max players. Take it to the bank!

[Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️ @5ReasonsSports]

Doubling down on this after our additional information tonight. They will build a team that fits Butler and Adebayo best.