Konrad Heppler

When you want success as bad as you want to breathe... than you will be successful

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Ugh I can feel my teeth growing

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@RachelNotRachal

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Shout out to @ArianaGrande for being the best part in #Zoolander2 ... so sad right now

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@SamHuntMusic should really make a song about a breakup... oh wait

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This isn't Global Warming friends. In fact it's the exact opposite of Global Warming. We actually should be freezing in PA if it existed.

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"I got a death wish baby." #zbb

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Met the Great White Buffalo last Night #theonethatgotaway

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My truck still has the windows with the cranks... Yes I'm still alive #oldschool #iusetheradio

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OFF TO NY! #thebigapple

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We have entered the #crashthesuperbowl contest! Rate our commercial 5 stars , Help us make it on the #superbowl https://t.co/sSkqfLq0BD

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So @selenagomez said yes to me taking her out on a date when I come to LA... Too bad I woke up :( #emptydreams

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Decided to head back to @IMTA this January in LA. In NY I won 1st in Monologue and TV Real People. This time I gotta come even stronger!

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#ForceForDaniel

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https://t.co/n0XGAuGPmO @E3AlwaysSkating its always good to re watch this from time to time. This guy is the #kingsavage #dadbod #never

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Start of November means the start of cutting up for IMTA LA 15. #ihatecardio #nogainz

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Still wondering what happened to just looking and smiling when taking a picture.... #callmeoldfashioned

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@E3AlwaysSkating Skippin the gym today. Rather hang at home and watch TV for an Hr. and 1/2 instead of benefiting my life. #nolunks #jknever

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The only thing I could register throughout the first episode of #AHSHotel was the lyrics to Hotel California... @AHSFX #theeagles #classic

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Shark Tank is kinda like the real-life version of Finding Nemo... @ABCSharkTank #sharktank #fisharefriendsnotfood

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Step one : Flatten ball. Step 2: Score a Touchdown. Step 3: Konrad don't care, Konrad has Brady in fantasy 😏