big noodle

where wings take dream

[big noodle @nooodlie]

a customer overheard that i was starting my 2nd year of college, so she stares at me then says, “Kids are looking younger and younger these days...” and walks out. She didn’t even buy anything, she just roasted me and left.

[Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq]

They gonna have moments of silence at NFL games this weekend or do they just do that for podcasters?

[big noodle @nooodlie]

“It’s official…”

[wicked comfort @wickedcomfort]

#wicked

[meghan @deloisivete]

It's too late, I sat down on the couch after work, go on without me

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how your email finds me

[𝒶𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑒 ♡ 𐙚 @Aaliyah_Lillli]

Dear Apple keyboard, “were” is an actual word. Thanks.

[🌶️ @chillidrysauce]

girls be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then lay down

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

When our kids are watching Arrested Development we're going to have to explain that $10 was a comically high price for a banana.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Economic collapse against the backdrop of Phineas and Ferb songs. 2008 is back, baby.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the new LEGO The Shire set for ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’

Will cost $269.99 and release on April 5

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

the college players are worse at basketball so the basketball is better to watch

[big noodle @nooodlie]

@jacobsingle10 i’m 25 so i fear that’s the only age limit i feel good about generalizing 🫢 but there are exceptions obv based on vibe so you would def qualify

impossible to verbalize what a vibe means exactly for this context but i hope that makes sense 💔

[big noodle @nooodlie]

switching to correct punctuation & capitalization when texting someone over the age of 25 is code switching actually. i love linguistics

[big noodle @nooodlie]

i mean this with genuine sincerity & it will probably get me removed from this app, but

what on God’s green Earth is Elon Musk doing in the Oval Office & these press conferences?!? he wasn’t on anyone’s ballot in November & he’s NOT an elected official. get him out of there!!!!

[RI-RI @thegirllriri]

Me to my partner in public

[big noodle @nooodlie]

one thing about me is i will write a brutal book review

[Emma Chapple @emma_chapple]

the fact that neither sabrina carpenter nor chappell roan has performed with miss piggy is further proof of disney’s mishandling of the muppets

[bay ✨ @pale_atlantis]

i can’t take it anymore

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Whenever someone tells me they used ChatGPT

[big noodle @nooodlie]

Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield is actually the perfect NYE song & i’m disappointed i am just now discovering that