Alex Neuschafer

[Alex Neuschafer @noosh44]

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[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

Tailgated too hard

Go Cats

[DeMarcus Lawrence @TankLawrence]

Hearing I’m BARELY top ten in Pro Bowl votes. Retweet IF THAT PISSES YOU OFF 🤬😤😡 COWBOYS NATION‼️Picking out 2 RT’s to win this signed football & Helmet which has unc @michaelirvin88 sig on it too! #ProBowlVote #DemarcusLawrence @dallascowboys

[A.J. Cooper @aj_cooper10]

Went out in Lawrence for the first time last night. It was actually better than I expected.

Manhattan is still more fun.

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

This is a high level meme

[Stuckey @Stuckey2]

Power rating the elite 8 by football team for next year

Miami
Arkansas
Houston
UNC
Duke
Villanova (FCS)
St Peter’s (doesn’t have team)
Kansas

[Alex Neuschafer @noosh44]

Grinding the rail always hurts

[A.J. Cooper @aj_cooper10]

I’ve been competing in athletics since I was 5. I wrestled collegiately for 6 years and played college football for 2 and a half years and have never suffered an injury.

Less than 2 weeks into retirement and I might have torn my ACL.

[A.J. Cooper @aj_cooper10]

I’ve been competing in athletics since I was 5. I wrestled collegiately for 6 years and played college football for 2 and a half years and have never suffered an injury.

Less than 2 weeks into retirement and I might have torn my ACL.

[Kell Bell @CahillKellie]

Wish there was a Spotify playlist generated for me called “songs that were on your iPod nano in 2009”

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people”

and then 10 seconds later it hit us

[Josh Allen @JoshAllenQB]

Pain.

[TBH @ThrowbackHoops_]

Happy Birthday, Escalade!

[rich robs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @richrobscows1]

I would definitely be out of sight 😂😂

[Zane Mintling @ZaneM2020]

Two guys from Denver sat down at a table next to me for lunch. They asked if Rocky Mountain oysters are fresh water. I said yes and they both ordered them. They talked about how good they were. They were not so impressed when I told them they are calf nuts after they finished

[$uper $limey Blax Mamba @biggkev123]

Girl at the ticket counter: what movie would you like to see?

Me:bitch what you think?

[Brianna Buseman @BriannaBuseman]

Midwesterners prepping for a day of “it wouldn’t be so bad without the wind” jokes