Nooshi Patel

Living a champagne life style on a lemonade budget...

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

@UTDIMole Memphis depay

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

@sobernewbie_xo @pizzahut @pizzahutuk The app is a joke mate!!! I couldn't order my free pizza unless I spent £5. Then when I added extra it took off the pizza. Which I didn't realise, so flipping drove there because like you wouldn't deliver. But I've had so many deliveries. Fucking joke

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

@pizzahutuk your app is a joke. I have a free large pizza. It didn't add to my first order, so I bloody drove there just for flipping fries. Then I tried 3 other times and failed. You owe me a flipping pizza and fries!! The store couldn't do FA #whatajoke #iwantmyfreepizza

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

@uscfashion I sent a dm, can you give any eta on a response?

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

@uscfashion Thanks, I'm hoping you can help. As the service has been shocking. Just dm'd you. Thanks Daniel

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

@uscfashion I paid for next day delivery. It didn't happen, now I've paid to return the item and they haven't collected it. I need someone to help with this. Your site isn't helpful at all!!! I want my money back!!!!!

[Fan Account Richard Kettlebourogh @RichKettle07]

🚨 ARSHDEEP SINGH - THE CONTENT CREATOR 🚨

- It was Arshdeep Singh whose idea was to recreate this iconic moment and once again he destroyed Pakistan without being in the Playing XI 😅

#INDvsPAK

[Fan Account Richard Kettlebourogh @RichKettle07]

Pakistan lost last 9 wickets for just 33 runs, just like 9 air bases on 10th may 😅

'Field Marshal' Haris Rauf jet got crashed in Dubai feat. Jasprit Bumrah 😂

- What's your take 😆 #INDvPAK

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

@BarclaysUKHelp eta on the app? I've not been able to transfer funds all day. What am I supposed to do? I'm going to incur penalty chargers and it will affect my credit rating. Sort this sort!! #BarclaysShutDown

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

@BarclaysUKHelp any eta? I'm going to get chargers because I can't may a payment!! This has been ongoing for hours now.

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

To the man who is an inspiration to millions. One of the 🐐 athletes .

Happy Birthday, @Cristiano

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

Omg!! I’ve literally just done all of this #firstworldproblems 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

Checks Twitter because what's app, facey and insta not working....gets confirmation 👀🤣✌🏾

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

@thaeisabel And facey ffs

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

Trying to get some fear of god stuff and the site crashes #FEAROFGOD #missingout #firstworldproblems #sitecantcope #sortitout

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

I’ve read this 3-4 times now . Quite possibly the worst communication I’ve ever seen in my life!

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Joe Biden is projected as the next US President. However VAR are reviewing it.

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

This is soooo messed up!!

[Emma Bunton @EmmaBunton]

Bringing all the #GirlPower to the 2012 London Olympics🇬🇧 This was one of my favourite performances EVER!!!

[Nooshi Patel @nooship]

Savage 🤣🤣

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Don’t hold back @ronnieo147 🤣🤣