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menace. any/all pronouns.

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we might all be god’s children, but he left me alone in a hot car while he went into the liquor store

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Genuinely tearing up because one of my closest friends became a public defender and I am so proud of them like holy shit you’re a whole attorney now 🥺

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@dubsinfive At least in my region of the Midwest, I’ll happily take a week or two of this heat (and another similar heatwave in August) over 3+ months of freezing temps and lake effect blizzards

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@birdmoder Girl this is what you’re giving

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@madifawnzzz Depending on the store, the speciality cheese section sometimes has a lil bin of odds and ends from cutting the larger pieces that get shipped in. You can get them for a discount and then you just have a single portion to last you a bit! :)

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@mrs_alyse Old Navy’s 50% off sale on Black Friday every year is responsible for a majority of my wardrobe

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@jackbuckby Grandpa’s Cheese Barn in Ohio clears whatever English “people” consider cheese

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@freshfly2again This is exactly why this language should be applied, especially legally! I think it makes sense because it has applications for everyone regardless of gender, but it’s just common sense to use this as the applicable language

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Turned 25 today anyone know when my frontal lobe is supposed to develop

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@dandelionCedar Dawg I got H cups. If I want to even somewhat conceal them I need to size up significantly even if I am binding that day

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@GoobsGoobs Appreciate that. I get where you were coming from for sure

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@GoobsGoobs

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@ThymeToBeBorn I recently got my sister this chair to store her stuffed animals in and she loves it. The corner net was the go-to when my friends and I were growing up

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Update: WE’RE ENGAGED IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA PEE

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Update one year later: i did not get ghosted and we currently live together and are deeply in love <3

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@iky_fwjett Stealing a tumblr post that is over a decade old is crazy work

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@rnemiu My mom had described giving birth to me to be the most painful thing she’s gone through. Getting her second nipple pierced was the second. Giving birth to my sister was the third. Though tbh I didn’t think it was awful when I got them done? (Don’t get them caught on stuff though)

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@TomDankinson “Featured Cast” implies that they are newer members who are working their way up to become regular cast. For most of them, it’s their first or second season on the cast. Mikey was promoted to repertory status in 2018 and Marcello was promoted in 2024

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Dinosaurs went extinct when a meteor hit.

A meteor hit Cleveland and everything is still perfectly fine.

Really makes you think.

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@_petalite have you been okay with the dpads on other games? I can’t tolerate the deck’s controls so I play with a bluetooth controller and it definitely helped. I’m sorry that all happened though :(

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Ordering this should get your voting rights stripped from you

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Buffalo Wild Wings unveils wing-flavored protein espresso martini https://t.co/r48K4NFn4u