Clownpocalypse

Documenting Clown World, one honk at a time

[Steve 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @AuH2Owasright]

@reddit_lies 5 U.S.C. § 7311: An individual may not accept or hold a position in the Govnt of the US or the govnt of DC if he:
-participates in a strike, or
-asserts the right to strike against the Government of the United States or the government of the District of Columbia.

Your move.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate WH Press Secretary Karoline Levitt in her first briefing?

[Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft @PalominoOMG]

@WallStreetApes Round them all up. None came here with good intentions.

[Clownpocalypse @nopenope7211]

@WallStreetApes Start packing, HONK HONK!

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

NEW: The White House announces ALL ILLEGALS in America now have a criminal record because “Invading is a crime”

Chicago, Illinois resident reporting ICE agents with police officers are going door to door for immigration raids

“My people, it’s not a lie, — from house to house”

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

This is Molly Gaston, a career prosecutor who worked with Special Counsel Jack Smith to target Trump.

Trump has now fired her.

[Clownpocalypse @nopenope7211]

@EricLDaugh Bye, traitorous bitch!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE SHOW OF FORCE OF DUMP TRUCKS AND DEBRIS CLEARING EQUIPMENT ALONG THE SWANNANOA RIVER AREA AGAIN!!!!!

LETS GOO!!!!!!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It really is a fair & generous deal

[Clownpocalypse @nopenope7211]

@MdBreathe @MDAndersonNews Their first mistake was going to a doctor. There is far more valuable information available at our fingertips now, from real doctors who actually treat people rather than merely medicating symptoms with harmful potions and lotions. Allopathy delenda est.

[🪶Native Patriot 🇺🇸 @LaNativePatriot]

My guy had 30 years to get his citizenship & never bothered to?

“My oh my, if it isn’t the consequences of my oooooown actions” 🤷‍♂️

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Two childhood friends have raised $70,000 to rebuild a bridge for an elderly couple in Avery County NC who have been stranded for 4 months after Hurricane Helene.

FEMA and insurance delays forced the couple to take an ATV through a mountain pass for food and water…

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

This guy sounds like a Dick.

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

A subreddit for gays that are only attracted to biological men has been banned for "promoting hate"

[stevesnewday @stevesnewday]

@againstgrmrs Parents: loss of custody. Sex offender registry.
Healthcare: minimum of 5 years in jail, lifetime revocation of license. Fine of $500k. Sex offender registry.

[Clownpocalypse @nopenope7211]

@JK903984 @againstgrmrs Nuremberg 2.0

[Clownpocalypse @nopenope7211]

@luecke_matt @againstgrmrs Everything any dictator does is always "legal." They committed crimes and must pay, even if it was "legal."

[Clownpocalypse @nopenope7211]

@againstgrmrs Death penalty.

[Gays Against Groomers @againstgrmrs]

What punishment should the monsters who have chemically castrated and mutilated children face?

A. Prison for life
B. Prison for life + have the same procedures performed on them

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