nora

detect deter observe report. slap it, honor it. (she/her)

[holly 🪐 @turnaboutmaya]

ted lasso spoilers / they included this scene for me specifically those r literally my best friends

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

give me one good reason the muppets couldn’t do it

[nora @nor_whal]

patient with congenital heart defect who lives in total isolation: dr i am experiencing some psychological symptoms

“doctor” seuss: how big are ur shoes

[nora @nor_whal]

a child, a child, shivering in the cold
me, a sicko: sounds like he could use some precious metals

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

when I say “things were better in the old days” I mean things were better when ghosts would scare the daylights out of evil miserly businessmen

[nora @nor_whal]

ur telling me ai is learning sentience from the internet? the most depraved blood soaked hellscape humanity has ever known? very cool 😎

[nora @nor_whal]

the polar express is the precursor to a24’s “men” but everyone is too afraid to talk about it

[nora @nor_whal]

@bdgrlbribri omg is this from the coffee date tik tok??

[Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas]

Girls don’t want boys. They want a Muppet Pride and Prejudice.

[nora @nor_whal]

@bdgrlbribri IT HASNT PASSED

[nora @nor_whal]

@Simms2673 i quote “ross lynch is totally hot” all of the time and have never found another person who has seen these omg

[nora @nor_whal]

imagine still thinking women are a mystery in the year of our lord 2022

[nora @nor_whal]

if i was a straight man i would simply spend 10 minutes on tik tok actually listening to what women are attracted to and then become irresistible

[nora @nor_whal]

me and all my homies hate the bmi

[nora @nor_whal]

hellraiser? i barely know her!

[nora @nor_whal]

girls will say they know a spot and then take you to their attic and sacrifice you to resurrect their lover

[nora @nor_whal]

expecting jack to be nimble AND quick?? in this economy??

[nora @nor_whal]

@gothspiderbitch this is one of the main plot points of pretty little liars omg

[nora @nor_whal]

the atrocities i would commit for taylor swift to re-record “i’d lie”