Nora Selander

[Katie Sharp @ktsharp]

Max Scherzer is the 2nd pitcher in MLB history to allow 4+ HR and 7+ runs in any postseason game.

The other was Reds pitcher Gene Thompson in 1939 World Series Game 3 vs Yankees.

[Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot]

BREAKING: every woman in your life now has at least a small crush on Volodymyr Zelenskyy and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it

[Nora Selander @noraajean]

Just answered the phone in my office … first time getting a work call on a landline since March 2020

[Crossroads Workers Union @CrossroadsUnion]

🚨ACTION ALERT🚨 we need YOU to send this one-click email to tell the Crossroads CEO & District Manager we see their union-busting tactics. Let’s let them know this community stands with workers, not corporations! https://t.co/6hgz7mftoz #1u #UnionYes

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

need to be wined* and dined**

*tucked into a blanket on an edible

**have someone explain a bizarre historical event to me

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

The second you bring your comforter to you couch it’s basically over mentally

[Shane @PNW_Shane]

The craziest thing about the student loan cancellation debate is that we know the economy won’t fall apart if we cancel the debt because no one has been paying for the last two years and everything is fine.

[Jerome Alexander Horne @jahorne]

Fixed it.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

no one has ever known what to get their brother for christmas

[julia @juliashiplett]

iPhone Photos will make a lil movie of the saddest month of your life w/o your permission

[inefficient rhubarb snackowski @snackowska]

yes let’s debate whether it’s better to have one hour of sunlight on the way to work or on the way home from work rather than question whether the workday should be so long as to take up all the sunlight on a winter’s day

[Nora Selander @noraajean]

Yesterday I took a full sick day for the first time in a couple years and the world?? didn’t?? stop?? turning??

AND I came to work today feeling 100% ready to go…

Perhaps that PTO is meant to be used?

[Sean T at RCP @SeanTrende]

One of the underdiscussed aspects of anti-vaxxing: If you get sick and go to the hospital for treatment you're going to get loaded up with shit that is a lot more experimental than the vaccine . . .

[Nora Selander @noraajean]

@sie_veo Helpful resource for incarcerated folks to make complaints to an independent body: https://t.co/ywu4Qmo5u7
I know someone who works there if you or others would like a connection.

[Megan O'Connor 😬 @MeganMOConnor]

I've started a new job on Zoom and I have no idea how tall any of my colleagues are

[Kane Wishart @kanewishart]

A lot of folks acting as if 2020 has just been a string of bewildering bad luck, rather than what it truly is: a concentration of widely and reliably predicted and interconnected disasters that advanced nations of the world could have mitigated or prevented but chose not to.

[Nora Selander @noraajean]

@Miyahoka Happy birthday!! 🎊🎂🎉🎈🎁

[Nora Selander @noraajean]

HOW has no one figured out a better way to do conference call introductions? We just all accept trying to yell over each other for the first 5 minutes of every call?