nora p.

Dont worry. Be happy.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

I’m not kidding you, this was one of the inspirational, demotivational speeches of all time. The fact that this was all off the top of the head and not a written speech is stunning. The man lives and breathes Sad Boy Season.

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[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

Random guest at my cousin’s wedding to me: “Next time bring a microphone.“ I can’t make this shit up, people.

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

@KerryshLong What are you going to eat of hers now?! #tasteslikespite

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

The first cut may be the deepest but tiny cuts on your fingers are by far the most painful. #myfingershurt

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

The Philadelphia airport is so gross.

[Andrew McCutchen @TheCUTCH22]

On God I’ll be back. Plain and simple. Screw that “I feel bad for you” talk. Aint no room for that. I appreciate the prayers. Now,back to your regularly scheduled program.

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

I’m confident that I just beat the world’s fastest sprint time when I stumbled upon a skunk in the wild.

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

After a karaoke performance, a man approached me and told me, AND I QUOTE, “don’t shy away from the microphone you have no idea how good you are”... he was drunk. I told him, “Sir you have no idea how many people are going to hate you for telling me that.” #astarwasbornagain

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Arya’s got the horses in the back

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

I’m no music mogul but I’m going to go ahead and say Backstreet’s back, alright. #BSB

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

@timmypetey I can only take so much.. I’ve heard it at least 5 more times

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

Been on a bus with ~75 fifth graders for 45 minutes and have already heard Old Town Road 3 different times..

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

Me: Can I have a straw please?
My waiter: *hands me straw* Death to all sea creatures...
Me:

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

ARYA 2020

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

I’m very stressed.

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

@tbardo5 I cannot. It’s garbage!

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

Ham is the worst holiday meat

[nora p. @NoraThaExplora7]

Today at soccer practice one of my players told me I’m the fastest runner he’s ever seen. We may live in a small town and he might be 8 but it still made me want to call up my 3rd grade soccer coach that told me his dead grandmother could run faster than me and tell him the news!

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

.@TheCUTCH22 is FEELING this rendition of “Oh Happy Day” on Jackie Robinson Day. 👏

#Jackie42