Jonathan Richmond

Biggest Thieving Magpie fan in the world

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@SaffronOlive Redwall! Medieval setting with woodland critters (rabbits/hares, mice, otters, hedgehogs, badgers, etc) living in an abbey, and forests etc.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

I just found out how mama and baby koalas are weighed, and it's just the cutest thing ever

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@meddlingmage

[pigeon ➡️ FISHBOWL SAN DIEGO @Pige0nize]

My binder was stolen at MagicCon Vegas. It contained about 15,000$ worth of cards, many important to me, artist proofs or alters alike. PLEASE be on the lookout and share this post around seeing it happened IMMEDIATELY before the convention ended (5:40 pm, a few photos below)

[Minty Gem Trading Cards & Collectibles @Minty_Gem_Cards]

I’ve owned a card shop for three years and I’ve never made a $20,000 mistake. Until now.

I accidentally bought 300 displays of the new Ultra Pro Pokemon Energy sleeves.

I meant to buy 30 units each. Not 30 displays.

Brutal. If anyone wants to buy cases of these sleeves at a 25% below wholesale discount let me know. Willing to take a $5000 loss to get these moved.

[Pemmin @I_came_to_game]

My deck was stolen!!! If anyone sees any of these cards for sale please let me know immediately. 🙏🙏🙏

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@_supcaroline https://t.co/fK7qEqpGtp

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@SamuelHBlack Is anyone trying to win the game with combat naturally or is it just random infinite combos?

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@AzaelOfficial All downhill since TSM left 😞

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@meddlingmage https://t.co/oYhr5g3Yvg

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@Top8Games

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@_supcaroline Jersey numbers are up!

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@meddlingmage

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@zdch

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Trailer for 'Capybara Simulator', a relaxing game where you become a Capybara, explore the forest, and do nothing

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@bkowal23 Woo Krosan Tucker!

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@Marshall_LR

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Best Actor Oscar just sitting on your cluttered home office shelf is an incredible flex

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@Cardboard_Crack They should guess Fencing instead of saying “Which one?” ☺️

[Jonathan Richmond @norbert88]

@_supcaroline

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Keegan Michael Key said it's possible he pulls out a @coachjfranklin impression down the line. "I am open to doing the impression if I'm anywhere near Virginia."

But he's excited about PSU.

"I am looking forward to Matt Campbell, what he did at Iowa State was remarkable."