The Norbman Cometh

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

I can’t help but feel that, if I were England manager, we would win.

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

Antivaxxers are killers

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

What did the cube call the squares he lived with?

His flatmates.

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

Box office delivery from the ref

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

SENT OFF for covering his mouth! 🟥😲

It's a first at the World Cup as Paraguay's Miguel Almiron is dismissed under the new rule introduced earlier this year.

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

Imagine Iran fired a missile in to the US and killed 120 schoolchildren… we’d never hear the end of it… it’d be the greatest tragedy since 9/11… there’d be worldwide expectations of mourning and minutes silences before football matches.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Sky News has verified 152 of those killed when a US missile struck a primary school in Minab on the first day of the war.

Using a range of information sources, the faces of all the 120 students - aged 6 to 13 - and 26 teachers have been identified ⬇️

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

FEWER

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇸🇴 NEW: Somali referee Omar Artan, who was scheduled to referee at this summer’s World Cup, has been denied entry into the US

Artan was elected the best African referee of 2025 at the CAF awards

[@Romain_Molina]

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

Unhyperbolically INSANE

[Alex Tiffin @RespectIsVital]

The United States has denied a visa for Iran's national team manager Mehdi Mohammadnabi.

He will be barred entering the U.S. for their the Fifa #WorldCup 2026 matches.

He & others also denied visas will travel to the team camp in Mexico whilst efforts to obtain visas continue.

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

Every now and again I’m reminded that Americans spell ‘check’ and ‘cheque’ the same and I reconsolidate my opinion that they are an embarrassment of a nation.

[kat @ervis_2000]

the check came through as always 😭

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

Reminder that the World Cup is being played in modern-day Nazi Germany.

That being said, that might be harsh on Nazi Germany because I don’t think they imposed such measures for the 1936 Olympics.

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇮🇷 NEW: Iran's World Cup squad has been notified they must enter and leave US soil on the same day of their matches played in the United States

All of Iran’s group stage games are in the US

- 15th June - 🇳🇿 New Zealand
- 21st June - 🇧🇪 Belgium
- ⁠26th June - 🇪🇬 Egypt

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

Sunday league have better goalframes

[george @StokeyyG2]

Definitely NOT his last goal we’ll see this summer…

Harry Kane is READY.

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

Russia 2018

[Ale Bertini @abertini1]

[SERIO]
Qué mundial tuvo el mejor diseño de marcador?
Para mí Brasil 2014

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

The camera shake 🥵

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

The best and loudest Wembley has ever been this day. Unbelievable from start to finish. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

Why is every response to this people losing their heads about the times? 😂
Was the same in Japan/Korea 2002, same for Brazil 2014 etc. etc.

Nothing wrong with this.

[bet365 @bet365]

The World Cup group stage schedule:

11th June - 8pm
12th June - 3am, 8pm
13th June - 2am, 8pm, 11pm
14th June - 2am, 5am, 6pm, 9pm
15th June - 12am, 3am, 5pm, 8pm, 11pm
16th June - 2am, 8pm, 11pm
17th June - 2am, 5am, 6pm, 9pm
18th June - 12am, 3am, 5pm, 8pm, 11pm
19th June - 2am, 8pm, 11pm
20th June - 1.30am, 4am, 6pm, 9pm
21st June - 1am, 5am, 5pm, 8pm, 11pm
22nd June - 2am, 6pm, 10pm
23rd June - 1am, 4am, 6pm, 9pm
24th June - 12am, 3am, 8pm, 11pm
25th June - 2am, 9pm
26th June - 12am, 3am, 8pm
27th June - 1am, 4am, 10pm
28th June - 12.30am, 3am

🤩 𝟭𝟬. 𝗗𝗮𝘆𝘀. 𝗧𝗼. 𝗚𝗼.

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

A squad announcement video so good it *almost* makes you forget about some of the horrid omissions.

[England @England]

Come Together.

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

*could have
No wonder Tuchel dropped him

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision.

I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years.

I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Eamon @EamonWootton]

@JamesCarr02 Autistic son

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

This is why I wanted Arsenal to win the league.
I couldn’t give a fuck about the “Arsenal fans will be unbearable if they win it” argument. Why would I care?

City winning it nigh-on every year drains the emotion from the title.

[🐢 @CTYAK1]

City have honestly made people forget what this league actually means.

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @kieran_ashton1]

Fucking howling man hahahaha

[The Norbman Cometh @Norbo1995]

1) Beans should absolutely go on the toast
2) I've always been disgurntled by the stingy amount of beans offered in a full English.

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

This is going to sound like insanity to non-Brits who know us as the Beans on Toast country, but:

In a Full English, beans do NOT go ON toast. The toast is in a big pile on the side or on their own plate.