normal Corey

Average guy. Average day. Average tweets. This is real life.

[normal Corey @normCorey]

Last night my toddler son wanted to play a game of catch. He really should've asked to play a game of "incomplete pass"

[normal Corey @normCorey]

Today @Tyler_Harris09 got an Inside-Out Burrito from Fresh West Grill. The name confuses me so I sent them feedback.

[normal Corey @normCorey]

You missed this one: "I dunno what to do. Maxinne would know what to do and she would tell me to shut up." https://t.co/Zqcy3fboY3

[What Corey Says @WhatCoreySays]

"I think Dane Cook would find me funny." #WhatCoreySays

[normal Corey @normCorey]

"The Giving Tree".. oh man.. every.. time. #rightinthefeels

[normal Corey @normCorey]

@GraciesToronto You guys still going to have your Tuesday $10 fish n chips + beer special? Also, Thursday is the 25th.

[normal Corey @normCorey]

.@WhatCoreySays I think tweeting about my own thoughts was the 6%. Damn.

[normal Corey @normCorey]

Just need to be yourself https://t.co/GRjls5Oxzd

[What Corey Says @WhatCoreySays]

"I'm 100% Corey, 94% of the time." #WhatCoreySays

[normal Corey @normCorey]

OMG @rachaelcarswell, the #cauliflower convo is going to be insane at lunch today! @FoodBasicsHelp starting tmrw.

[normal Corey @normCorey]

.@Gabi_Pirraglia I used the (only) in-store scale 3 times, and got the subtotal to be $10.17 – I was so damn proud of myself.

[normal Corey @normCorey]

$3 off $10 coupons are back at @bulkbarn! And this is what $10 of sour jube jubes look like. @Gabi_Pirraglia #ImBack

[normal Corey @normCorey]

@imPatrickT @Gabi_Pirraglia I thought the most norm thing to do would be to just shut-up completely. Now I'm busy blogging about casserole.

[normal Corey @normCorey]

@Gabi_Pirraglia I can un-retire for THIS! Did you SCOP that coleslaw? Nice. I got some @CampbellSoupCo Cream of Chicken for free today too!

[normal Corey @normCorey]

.@whatcoreysays the answer is to feed them to the children. #dad

[normal Corey @normCorey]

Telling it like it is. https://t.co/Mqviod8Maa

[What Corey Says @WhatCoreySays]

When offered another drink:
"No, are you kidding? This is passion fruit." #WhatCoreySays #HappyHour

[normal Corey @normCorey]

Sure it's "beer o'clock" but that doesn't mean I'm not going to have a #Woodys Mango & Passionate Fruit. #doublenegative

[normal Corey @normCorey]

Remember those walls I built? Well baby... Thanks @WhatCoreySays for finding this awesome version of my jam: https://t.co/8cjVG0FmWF

[normal Corey @normCorey]

Everyone else went out for lunch. No one to eat with. But myself.

"Loneliest boy in the office" – @kickassmax

Oh wait. They're back.

[normal Corey @normCorey]

.@WhatCoreySays You're missing the closing quotes. Your code won't parse properly.

[normal Corey @normCorey]

I just discovered that the @mmmeatshops by office has shut down. Damn. #nochickenfingers

[normal Corey @normCorey]

Every single day I clip someone's nails. #dad