Norm Delecto

Me and my life. what I’m about.

[Norm Delecto @normaldelecto]

@heeney_luke is this the case everywhere? i do not get that sense at all in my cohort but maybe i am naive. we’re all very miserly lol

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@loud_socialist yawn

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sometimes a peanut
butter and jelly
sandwich
is exactly what i need/want
but sometimes it is dreadful

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@LinkofSunshine sure okay but goddamn I cringe so hard whenever someone unironically uses the work policy wonk. see yourself out please

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@spiroferrer i dislike edc as much as the next guy but from my personal experience edc is not purely an insidious vehicle for backslapping (though that’s definitely a big part of it!) — i think they actually and delusionally believe they are doing good work.

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i can’t believe the try guy who cheated on his wife is running for senate in Maine

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@xanderagosta @ChuongIsHere so there’s this thing called a train

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why does the ivy educated queer adjacent brooklyn literati all live in crown heights

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@Kazanjy take your pearls and clutch them all the way back to the South Bay then

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@willystaley i come on twitter for the meaningless nyc navel gazing. it gives me a little taste of my old home now that i have moved

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@taste_of_tbone yeah and because there’s such a critical mass of cyclists in nyc, drivers are actually pretty respectful compared to my experience in suburban Massachusetts

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this is insane behavior

[Jeff Roush @JeffRoushPoetry]

There’s a young man who bags groceries at my local Kroger whom I have long tried to avoid. He seemed nice, but was agonizingly slow. But today, I ended up in his lane and found he’s improved markedly. So I looked at him and told him I noticed how much better he’s gotten. (Thread)

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@barakgila we have strayed so far from the plot here jfc

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yeah. stay out of bushwick, bedstuy, crown hts, Flatbush, ridgewood, Glendale, Astoria, sunnyside, sunset park, maspeth, bay ridge, bensonhurst, Kensington, dyker heights, boro park, canarsie, rego park, flushing, elmhurst, midwood, ditmas park, prospect lefferts gardens

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@north0fnorth yeah. stay out of bushwick, bedstuy, crown hts, Flatbush, ridgewood, Glendale, Astoria, sunnyside, sunset park, maspeth, bay ridge, bensonhurst, Kensington, dyker heights, boro park, canarsie, rego park, flushing, elmhurst, midwood, ditmas park, prospect lefferts gardens

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why is twitter feeding me so much loser tech content

[sophie @saltwatersoph]

Legitimately can we have etiquette workshops in YC/whatever accelerator programs

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@shaiunterslak how much of a loser you and people like you are

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

"White people shouldn't sit on the stoop in Bed-Stuy" sounds batshit crazy if you think of New York as a place where people live, but to hipster transplants it's an urban amusement park and that's like Aladdin walking around Space Mountain.

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@AsadFromNYC the modern version of the “i was born in brooklyn!” guy from do the right thing

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this is exactly the kind of nyc navel-gazing i want out of twitter. 10/10 no notes.

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

White people should not be allowed to sit on stoops in Bed-Stuy!! @arooj_aftab