hades plumborth

me, with tears in my eyes; time to make a joke (he/she/they)

[hades plumborth @normandyhat]

@PlanetofFinks As someone who has had to tech support an app, all the iPhones function the same, unlike androids that have a different menu/button configuration

[NASA InSight @NASAInSight]

My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

Elon will be visited by three ghosts tonight (MySpace, Geocities, and Friendster)

[Isa // Lord of Crows @Secondlina]

New Crow Time 💜👁💜 (1/3)

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(OSHA inspector walking into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory) what the fuck

[hades plumborth @normandyhat]

Oh damn. I’m the muppet.

[Tom Freeman @SnoozeInBrief]

His Dark Materials, but instead of daemons, everyone has a muppet.

[hades plumborth @normandyhat]

@sjmbbriley @robins_rambles @TudorChick1501 I think they actually want to not be murdered by the media like Diana was, but hey.

[hades plumborth @normandyhat]

@SoVeryBritish One of the three wise kangaroos.

[hades plumborth @normandyhat]

I found it. The scariest Halloween decoration.

[Wasa @AsagiKurosagi]

nothing can replace twitter you have japanese artists here posting the horniest shit on earth and if u compliment their art they'll reply nicely in google translated english

[hades plumborth @normandyhat]

Just went through the five stages of grief looking for chocolate in my bag, that I may have already ate.

[hades plumborth @normandyhat]

@JM_Field5 Per state this depends on whether a notary public or justice of the peace required- however you’re most likely correct 🥲

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Elon Musk keeps tweeting that he loves free speech. So here's a thread with just a few of the countless examples showing he couldn't care about it less (🧵)

[hades plumborth @normandyhat]

@Dr_Sassenach Are they on a minced moist diet?

[hades plumborth @normandyhat]

Me: thrice vaccinated, always wears mask
Sa health: your Covid test is negative
Me: