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like my tweets or die trying she/her

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

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[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

Anyone else finding it hard to go to bed tonight? I’m just so excited for groundhogs day tomorrow

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

So cool how the party line is now "Don't approach an ICE agent, in fact don't even look at them, if you don't want to be murdered in the street." Feral pigs unfit for normal society.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

I threw my dog a ball. Extravagant I know, but she looks gorgeous in an evening gown.

[serpy @chefmaeda]

Lowkey we should have fun with our best friends forever

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

I’m beating the dead horse you’re not supposed to look in the mouth

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

The pictures of trump and mamdani look like zorhan’s granting trump’s make a wish

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

Smiling friends is Rick and Morty for woke ppl

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

Call me Marco Mark the way that I Rubio the Cuban

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

a wizard stole 80% of my memories and and i am trying so hard not to make it obvious

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Greta Thunberg has been detained in an Israeli cell infested with bedbugs and supplied with insufficient food and water, according to activists:

“They dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others.”

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

Taylor swift Easter egg this, taylor swift Easter egg that. Idgaf don’t tell me about any of it until she lays one for a change

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

You’re laughing. My roommates just found out there’s no ‘P’ in hamster and you’re laughing.

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

Kissed the Blarney Stone. Used tongue.

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

AGHHHH HAGHHUH HAHHHHH AGHHHHHH!!!!!1!1!!!1!!

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

My bush through my thong if u even care

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

At trivia. Ignorance is not bliss.

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

Body tea? Oh, so you mean blood

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

Roommates on the couch talking abt literature discourse but im zoned tf out thinking about my dream about lady gaga at my dance studio

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

Foghorn or leghorn is the new top or bottom

[bitch fuck @normlsophiapost]

Asking me how many beers I’ve had is kinda like okayyyy that’s an IPA violation