Norton

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

A TROPHY LIFT 22 YEARS IN THE MAKING. ARSENAL ARE FINALLY PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS AGAIN. 🔥

[Norton @normsumert0n]

@RichardMoglen @Deepvue Been looking at a lot of platforms recently and marketsurge and deepvue have stuck out. I would love to try it out

[Jake Yasi @jake_yasi]

Constant contact? What is there to even talk about?

Craig: “Hey, you still alive?”

Jordan: “Yup, wanna sign me?”

Craig: “Nope.”

Jordan: “Cool, talk to you tomorrow.”

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Looking at your mom in the toy aisle at Target

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

Ok this is a catastrophe

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Someone stuck a gun to my head last night and made me drink 30 beers

And now that same person tied a bomb to my chest and is making me get both of my meals delivered today

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

@mrspanstreppon No you miserable bitch, I blocked you because I don’t have to tolerate your conspiracy theories anymore…
You get so much wrong and you are so insane you need help!

Go work on a AA meeting so you stop getting DUI’s and putting peoples lives at Rick you crazy compulsive drunk!

[Jake Yasi @jake_yasi]

Happy Yamamoto posting day

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

Wow! My Washington Commanders turned the ball over six times today and gave the Giants 24 points off turnovers. We lost 31-19.

[Son Of A Boy Dad @SonOfABoyDad]

Dr. Seuss

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW, LOOK WHAT IM DOING FOR YOU, I LOOK RIDICULOUS”

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

We used to be men

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

Dude is fucking dialed.

Ravens by a million tomorrow.

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

We’re all disappointed that our Dodgers didn’t hit or pitch well. That’s why we lost the Series to the Diamondbacks!

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

SAID

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

Kind of a legend move