martin

Enjoy grog, music, tech & much more. Confessed curry Hollick. Work in A T.Lifelong liability of@KRob0816. Views my own but bound by clauses...

[martin @northernMPR]

I’m training with this little hound in two weeks time. Her name is Echo. I’m sure she will make a smashing guide dog! 🐶

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@RedTom64 @Heidi_Labour @andyburnham I wouldn’t count on Heidi, she just wants to run less trains. She’s not your friend!

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@sirbenjaminnunn @rorysutherland Same here with one in Reading, just by the station and even with the Lizzie line opening. Vrabbed four bedroom detached with a big garden in Derby for 205,000! It’s a mad world.

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@seethelizards The iron Ram, a spoons in Derby is going strong since it reopened without Tim. Also the Babington arms has just reopened under local ownership as far as I can tell. It will be interesting.

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@Lynn06783085 @christopherhope @Quincun36705461 @GBNEWS Did you complain about all the Tory PM we had with no elections? Just asking?

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@christopherhope @GBNEWS Nigel doesn’t take questions apart from on your shit station, now go away

[Graham Lambert 💙 @100glitterstars]

Only in Britain can you have someone speaking with the accent of Joanna Lumley, behaving like Vicky Pollard, while using the vocabulary of a back street yob.

#KemiBadenoch

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@Jenniferarcuri How was it shagging Boris for money?

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@bmay America got child molester Trump.

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@dwoodbridge I would really love to move to Mac as a point of principle in some ways. Safari is a shower of shit so far as I can make it on the Macintosh. Your thoughts?

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@peopledisplacer @nightrider20244 Same here, I’ll buy whoever runs a place a pint as well.

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@LionOfBritainUK Maybe she shouldn’t be such a race bating slag bag.

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@EngFocus The train operating company have asked for them.@Heidi_Labour means to get this sorted. I wish we still had Louise Haig who gave a toss

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@MGermaine6 @BlobWarriorUK @Dougie20057878 Do piss off, it’s a private company. Why do you lot have to weaponise everything. Get back in your hole and stay there.

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@LelaTurvy @BlobWarriorUK @SkyNewsBreak Have you seen some of the reform shagsacks, they don’t even know how government runs. Restore are even worse.

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@LelaTurvy @BlobWarriorUK @SkyNewsBreak Sod off with your racism you evil witch

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@BlobWarriorUK @shieldslad1979 Brexit you knobsock

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@BlobWarriorUK @widehope @Heidi_Labour @UKLabour You again, getting boring you prick.

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@widehope @BlobWarriorUK @Heidi_Labour @UKLabour GPS doesn’t detect Trains you first class wombat

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@BlobWarriorUK Can you hear yourself. You first class wanker.

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@UU_Ess_Pee @MonsieurPiddly My wife Kirsten is to the left of me!

I actually got on with them and still do her dad really well but it’s nice to ginger up tori’s occasionally. Most of the Derby train lot are absolutely sound.