North Trends

Fresh fails and news from Canada's housing crisis. 📉 Decoding the lies with a touch of dark satire. 😭 For trapped renters ⛓️and broke homeowners 💸alike.

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Canada’s housing crisis didn’t "just happen." It was engineered. Eight covert policy ops, decades of damage. Get the dossier the feds won’t admit exists.
🔗 Download the Black Ops report
https://t.co/2fTVY4d5DZ

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💸 Ottawa’s spent $470M fighting money laundering… and has almost nothing to show for it. 2 collapsed cases, 1 guilty plea, 10 years of press releases. At this point, the crackdown looks more like the laundering. 🧼

https://t.co/ymPEoSwWSs

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🎃 Happy Halloween from the Loon, the Beaver, and the Moose!
🦫 The Beaver’s fixing the haunted deck,
🦌 The Moose forgot his costume (again),
🐦 The Loon’s screaming conspiracy theories at the moon 🌕🦇
👻 Stay spooky, stay skeptical — North Trends out. 🪓🍁

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🚔🔓 After years of revolving-door justice, the Liberals suddenly found their spine.

It’s not courage — it’s polling data.

We’ll believe it when a judge actually denies bail on a Monday morning.

Also — “Crime down 4%.”
Sure… if you’re still counting pager thefts. 📉📟

https://t.co/Qph2NzQeQz

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BREAKING: Canada’s tent cities have officially gone cinematic. 🎥
From raids to rainstorms, here are the Top 9 Encampment Moments that made you question your life choices. 🏕️🔥🚓 Top 9 stories that prove Canada’s “roughing it” phase has gone permanent 🍁��️
https://t.co/En7CqyYsQq

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Looks like Demolition Man was right

https://t.co/zbhG0ZBfa8

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Says a lot about the public sentiment

https://t.co/Jt6BWk8kqo

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No Frills is the cheapest but Giant Tiger has a respectable clothes section when you've hit rock bottom

https://t.co/YZtL1UJTmo

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🚨 CREA’s housing report is a bombshell!!!💣: Ontario & BC home prices are collapsing 📉 while smaller provinces 🎭 fake the “average.” Canada’s market is unraveling ☠️ — is this the crack before the crash? 🕳️ Ontario –1.9%, BC –1.3%!!! 💀🏚️ 💥 Boom 💥
https://t.co/fDZE3vDv8v

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@CREA_ACI Canada’s “average” price growth is smoke + mirrors. 🚬 Saskatchewan (+14.2%), Quebec (+10%), Manitoba (+8.9%) carried the stats. But the big guns? Ontario –1.9%, BC –1.3%. When the heavyweights fall, the average doesn’t mean much. 📉 Of course they don’t frame it that way. 🤯🔍🏚️

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@OREAinfo Their joint statement could have said if there was a criminal aspect to this, then it should be punished ⚖️🚔👮. But of course, not even a lawyered-up hint at that 🤐📄. Reads more like “let some new bureaucrats oversee the current bureaucrats 🗂️➡️🗂️and no jail time thanks” 🚫⛓️

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@ezralevant

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@REWoman I just really hope there's not a lawsuit that drains the money from the schools over this patently avoidable blunder

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@MarketManiaCa Yes but what percentage of the students surveyed were hiding the fact that they hide their beliefs when they answered this survey? 🔍🤯🌀🔍🤯🌀🔍🤯🌀 Look into it

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@JonFlynnREstats I'd make a Canada-wide national building code to solve the problem of the NIMBY lobby first, then do what you said.

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@ronmortgageguy Sounds like he's funding a new generation of eternally loyal subsidized housing Liberal party voters

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@danielfoch Buyers aren’t surging in confidence, they’re cherry-picking markdowns

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@MarcNixon24 Modular homes don’t have to be cheap or flimsy. Japan’s had a national building code since 1950 & generations of skilled prefab workers. We’re stuck with fragmented municipal codes & zero plan to train. No wonder they build quality prefab at scale while we spin our wheels. 🤡🇨🇦

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@CandiceMalcolm It's wild how so many people have outed themselves in writing online as really radical supporters of politically motivated assassinations. No humour or sarcasm or anything. Just wholehearted endorsement.

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CMHC: 📷 Apartment construction (condo + rental) = 70% of all new housing.
😱😱😱😭😭😭🤯🤯🤯
https://t.co/bKzR0fd30f

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SCAM LIST: Add more, join in folks:
💰 “Foreign buyer taxes” that didn’t lower prices
🚑 “Free” healthcare with 6-month waitlists
🥶 Freezing wages while rent doubles
🔄 Mortgage stress tests that don’t apply to investors
🧾 CMHC insurance fees—you pay to protect the bank
🧱 Pre-construction deposits that disappear when developers back out
⏳ Delayed condo projects with zero recourse for buyers
🚪 Landlord "renovictions" for fake upgrades
🪙 Property tax hikes for "appreciation" you never asked for
💳 $1.50 fee to check your own balance at your bank’s ATM
🔒 Bank “security” questions like your pet’s name, but no real fraud protection
🕰️ 5-day “holds” on cheques in 2025
⚖️ Credit scores you didn’t ask for controlling your life
💼 Financial advisors who are basically commissioned salespeople
📉 RRSP withdrawal penalties even in a crisis
💳 Credit card interest rates still 19.99% in a 5% economy
⛽ Carbon taxes that don’t fund green infrastructure
💊 No pharmacare in a country with "universal" health care
🪙 Bracket creep—you get a raise, and lose more to tax
🐢 EI and CPP contributions you may never fully use
🏢 Public-private partnerships that cost more over time
📶 Rogers/Bell/Telus oligopoly charging triple U.S. rates
🔌 Time-of-use billing—punished for cooking dinner at 6pm
🎓 Degrees needed for entry-level jobs that pay less than rent
🧠 Unpaid internships (with NDAs!)
💼 Job boards that post already-filled positions
🏷️ Shrinkflation—less product, same price
🧾 “Environmental fees” on electronics with no explanation
🎁 Gift cards that expire or lose balance via “inactivity fees”
📦 “Convenience fees” for online orders you have to do online
🪪 Subscription traps—free trials that auto-bill with no reminder
🔁 No refunds on unopened items due to “policy”
💍 Weddings that cost $50K for a party
🎟️ Ticketmaster “service fees” that double concert prices
🚗 Car insurance that punishes you for being young or male