Drunkest Perspective

The adventures of 56 frisbee players as they travel to North Myrtle Beach for spring break and the High Tide tournament

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Well that’s a wrap, we are wheels up and on our way out of the wildest of woods. The Gucci Fish Flops went 3-3 on the weekend, but the real prize was the friends we made along the way #iaintgetnosleepcuzofMihm
#fishflopsout

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“I want to layout and rip off my nipples *two seconds later* I think I am getting drunk” - Ryan

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Steven just rapped half of dreams and nightmares while saucing it up in handler set #gobirds

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“I hate being sober in the words of Chief Keef” - Guess who

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The more things change, the more they stay exactly the same

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Sunburn game strong 😤

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Morning update from the crew:
- Mihm fell asleep and locked everyone out of her room last night
- Ryan couldn’t hang
- All my homies hate the Erie Brig
#rollfishflops

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Jorge get your cute ass over here 😘

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“I’m so horny rn” - said while eating curly fries

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“My mouth is dryer than Ryan’s Dms rn”

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“I own you now, I touched your balls”

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“Now he’s chilling with a half chub in a room full of men” - anonymous justice

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“I can’t grow a handlebar… it would just be handle and bar”

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“Should I pull the waiter like this? ‘I’m Persian, like the cat, meow’”-Susan

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Jk he had two orders of bacon and a chocolate milk

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Big cat wakes up and has one cigarette and a coffee just like every single troubled John green character

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Mike’s future odds on what kills Ryan first:
- Skin Cancer +200
- Liver Failure +300
- High Blood Pressure +1000

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Hello friends, after an 18 month hiatus we are back and reporting live from Wildwood thus far:
- Ryan, Steven, Jacob and Caroline had truck stop Indian food
- Kateman got flipped off by a Grandma after honking at her
- Mattia got dunked on for calling pork roll Taylor ham #iykyk

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“First time he made me finish was the VCE common room ...”

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“Any pool is a jacuzzi if you pee in it” -anon foya