mads

i’m a human bean • she/her

[mads @nosidam_bean]

Anyone else's kid follow them into the bathroom and make you read them books while you take a morning constitutional? This used to be my time to read my own books but here I am going through goodnight moon at 7 am

[mads @nosidam_bean]

Finally am making a breakthrough with my 4 year olds tv show preferences. Ole girl has been requesting little bear for days now. Bye bye blippi and meekah hahahahahaha

[mads @nosidam_bean]

My littlest girl tried banana for the first time today. Why did I cry? She was sooo so happy to eat something, she has been STARING at me eating, and just licking her little lips waiting for it. Thinking of living some avocado into the banana tomorrow

[jess @enchantedjess13]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy

[mads @nosidam_bean]

@NicholaLekanoff @haleyngreen___ Oh for sure. We knew that even with the stipends we would need to cover the leftover. It's was about $200 a week in food and $1600 a month for rent. We chose not to go to Alaska 😅

[mads @nosidam_bean]

I'm also really in to making omelettes now. Heres my Denver omelette for the third day in a row, really good with homemade salsa on top!

[mads @nosidam_bean]

Unlocked a new hyper fixation meal. Meatballs w marinara with a couple spoonfuls of cottage cheese. Been eating this for lunch for 8 days now it's the best

[julia @juumelo_]

I got that deer in me (big sad brown eyes & the urge to run into oncoming traffic)

[. @A_Geechi]

Nah omg im about to cry

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

no offense to my younger self but what was the vision

[g @34rths]

Stop giving a man the benefit of the doubt and starting doubting the benefit of a man

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

“It won’t feel like this Forever” Nice try but I have the Feel Like This Forever Disorder

[𝔞 ⋆｡♱🧷𖦹 ˖°. @deadbeepz]

always laundry that needs done always dinner that needs decided on always dishes to do
always out of paper towels
ALWAYS SOMETHING FUCK

[xander @whosalex]

this month went by so fast i fucking hate israel

[S T 4 R S P 4 C E 🚀💫 @ST4RSP4CE]

ⓘ This user is manifesting the downfall of generative AI

[amelie @jurdanpoem]

amo reler livros, reassistir séries e filmes, amo a previsibilidade e sou viciada em nunca superar nada

[joey @joboduj]

i do tums recreationally

[Capetinha Vadio @fumantw]

preciso pintar meu cabelo, fazer uma tatuagem, colocar um piercing e ter um orgasmo

[lunafreya 🦦 @lovelylunafreya]

every now and again ill remember this show and i dont think ive met anyone else thats seen it, such a gem.