Jay Nelson

She/her. Mostly just on here looking at naked ladies with dicks

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

I have this thing where I wake up and want to die

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

@Femkeneri @authorlilymayne BABIES 🥹🥹🥹

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

@TheCrick Can’t wait to see what’s next!

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

Go through my Twitter feed for the first time in ages and instantly shown videos of random people getting beaten to a pulp like WHO THE FUCK can watch something like that and have a good time?! Why? Why are you sharing this sort of stuff for other people to see? Fucked.

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

@jamiejoyvr Makes me wanna slowly tear my skin off my body and sit in it, ya know what I mean. Just a meat body sitting and contemplating why.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am not meant to work I am meant to buy things at TJ Maxx and read books and pet cats

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The sexual tension between me and faking my death and moving to a small town in Italy where I eat pasta and raise chickens

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

Beetlejuice is a complete visual representation of my brain and it is the most wonderful thing to be able to watch and ✨feel✨ this absolute CHAOS of a film 😭

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

@jamiejoyvr @LucyandYak AUDIBLE GASP

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

It’s a sad day when you see somebody you respected and considered an actual inspiration (M.I.A) fall from their pedestal. This is why you don’t idolise people - you always get disappointed in the end. It’s a shame how her bangers are tainted now.

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

@jamiejoyvr Oh it was very uncomfortable for me to watch

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

Can makeup companies start making advertisements for their lip products with people with NONEXISTENT LIPS PLEASE. I would like to see realistic representation of ALL LIPS. Lemme see if I can wear something with these thin little flesh wisps please and thank you!!

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

They said her deathbed was not an appropriate time to discuss why so many people around the world were not mourning Queen Elizabeth II. Hopefully, now is a good time to start learning and having these discussions.

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

People be flabbergasted that Adam Levine cheated on his “supermodel” wife as if that’s her only redeeming quality, or the only thing that would make her of any value. You can be hot & still be cheated on - people like people for more than looks sometimes. Tho probs not him, tbf

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

Me: opens instagram

Instagram: advertises another film trailer that features the exact same accomplished actors that have been in the last dozen film trailers advertised

Talented award-less actors trying to catch a break: 👀 AM I JUST INVISIBLE TO YOU 👀

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

Like I get that established actors are fab and all that shit, but it gets quite boring when literally EVERY SINGLE PART in a movie is given to a known celebrity. There are THOUSANDS of actors who are equally, if not better, that never get given the chance because ✨clout✨… sigh

[Jay Nelson @noslenjay]

@WxldChxld99 Oh the ticket wasn’t for me for my birthday? Oh okay cool cool no it’s fine I’m fine