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[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

You know soccer is a bad sport because you get rewarded for acting like a bitch...

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

I am sorry!!!!! Fuck epstein wasn't an Israel asset.... Maxwell being moved to a resort prison was a good thing and not suspicious . Ive repented. Im a good goy!!!!

[colin @bonyromo]

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Only until 6 months ago did I come to find out dirty soda means something different in Mormon land bc I saw one of those annoying GRWM Mormon mom vids and she was like “time for my treat! A dirty soda for the ride home” and I was like ain’t no way this bitch is drinking lean

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

PORTLAND ��� Refuse to walk? We’ll give you a ride.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

@krassenstein I don’t give a shit what you call it

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

I’VE SAID IT FOR DECADES…

FUCK NEW YORK

[Taylor Day @TABYTCHI]

Bangers from black twitter tonight, enjoy 🧵

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Since Kamala Harris is making headlines right now, here's a throwback of Tulsi Gabbard embarrassing her back in 2020.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

You know what they haven't taken from us?! Making fun of fat disgusting people. Thank you internet, don't let them win........

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

There was a point when you heard lesbians and thought "fuck yes two hot girl making out"

Now you hear lesbians and you think "fuck no, two fat angry women who are confused about their gender"

Can we just go back :/

[O’Buro @Oburo_]

The Boston Zyn shortage of 2024 is the Irish potato famine of our time

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

You need to stop talking about abortion & start learning how to portion, gat damn

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

[André 3K+3 Benjamin @montycbenjamin]

Nah Kendrick crazy for referencing this 😂

[AB @AB84]

#CTESPN

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

This is even funnier now

[TAB @tabariusndacut1]

Kelce won anotha ring but he still gotta go home and give back shots to pancakes so idc