xandeco

homi da musica
19y
#GOALLIGATORS
me falta parafuso

[azu @azuulbenitez_]

como amo a mi novia
estar con mi novia
hablar con mi novia
darle besos a mi novia
amo decir mi novia mi novia

[xandeco @nosttll]

@sweetisvany ISSO É PURA VERDADE

[xandeco @nosttll]

@sweetisvany to na mesma

[xandeco @nosttll]

@sweetisvany e eu amei cada segundo

[mini 👑 @minisversion]

they invented a new form of torture called not spending the night laying beside your girlfriend

[Strace @straceX]

be Terry Davis

> hears voices, decides to build an entire operating system
> writes his own programming language (HolyC)
> 1 million lines of code. kernel, compiler, graphics, games, 3D engine. solo.
> designs it to be God's temple. literally.
> documents every function with Bible verses WNDows is 50 million lines. TempleOS is 100K. fits on a floppy.
> lives in his car, codes in parking lots
> internet laughs at him while he's alive dies homeless, alone
> now every programmer respects TempleOS as a masterpiece built the impossible while fighting his own mind

recognized only after he couldn't see it

[xandeco @nosttll]

@sweetisvany lara fazendo uma cacapa na outra esquina depois da bola branca voar por cima de 3 outras bolas

[girl idiot @mmxiixvv]

theyre quoting @Wendigoon8 at my local barnes and noble

[xandeco @nosttll]

@sweetisvany dirigir é tipo top 10 coisas mais fodas da vida adulta, eu adoro dirigir

[🎨Sifyro @sifyro]

This Eevee's greed sickens me.

[cloudy ☁️ @cloudyweatheryy]

i had a vision

[Gritty @SledgeSaint]

Charlie from Smiling Frunds. (fuck)

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

I had headphones in when my mom sent a picture of a pie she made and Siri said, “Mom sent a picture of a pie on a table”, so iPhone AI now interprets photos in your messages.

[kei MEISHO TABARU PILLED @kei_viada]

-eu amo
-oq?
-platelmintos
-aff tchau 🙄🙄
-platelmintos... ❤️‍🩹