andrew

one of America's guys who is on top of things 24/7

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[James @exhaustdata]

Had the thought “Proust’s grave looks like Donatella VERSACE” followed by the thought “I have brain damage”

[august @regularaugust]

Dark Souls 2 Scholar of the First Sin

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

"mark carney" is such a powerful name because it contains a basic human conflict. its like being named "toddler pitbull"

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[Sigmatic @sigmatic_]

America, if you’re near an opera house, if you’re near a ballet studio, go inside and put your hand inside the donation bin for no reason!! Their money is your money.. as of right now!!

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

Trump tells oil CEOs: each morning the true Samurai must visualize himself being torn apart by dogs, pierced by flaming arrows, cleaved in twain by a ōdachi. the path of Bushidō can be trod only by those who consider themselves already dead and thus free

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

One of the only things lifted straight from Vineland in One Battle After Another was the scene where they played Mo Bamba at a high school dance. Thought that was a great nod to Pynchon.

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Reports saying the shooter etched on the bullet an image of chadwick boseman saying "give that man a TRUE". Above the word 'TRUE' was a smaller etching of Morgan freeman

[chris person @Papapishu]

Liz Cheney cannot fail, she can only be failed.

[Alex Shephard @alex_shephard]

An old, infirm, man who is past his prime is in a terrifying position of power. Despite his obvious physical and cognitive limitations, he is constantly enabled by those closest to him. His ego is imperiling an entire nation. I of course am talking about Cristiano Ronaldo

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Trump

[Prime Materia @PanelPerDay]

it's over

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

*raising my glass* to frieza! the Stewie of dragon ball z!!

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Santos: "Mr. Chair, I yield five minutes to my colleague from New York, Mr. Goldman"

Goldman: "Thank you Mr. Santos, thank you Mr. Speaker. I rise today in support of this resolution to expel George Santos from Congress."