Bill O'Keefe

I teach Texans how to survive what others call "winter".

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

@Patrickwebb Has this mother fucker lost his mind ?

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

@inexorable_swe Unidentified flying object means something else in military circles. It just means “this is something but we dunno what and probably don’t care but someone reported it anyway”

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

10 years ago today.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

This was like 5 months ago

[Tony Lane 🇺🇸 @TonyLaneNV]

THIS IS UNREAL…

A man reportedly bypassed security at an airport in Italy and ran onto the runway… straight into the engine of a plane preparing for takeoff.

Over 150 passengers were on board as this happened in real time.

Flights were halted, the aircraft was damaged, and the entire airport had to shut down operations.

A shocking moment that left travelers and crew in disbelief.

How does someone even get past security like this?

Thoughts? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

[Tony Lane 🇺🇸 @TonyLaneNV]

THIS IS UNREAL…

A man reportedly bypassed security at an airport in Italy and ran onto the runway… straight into the engine of a plane preparing for takeoff.

Over 150 passengers were on board as this happened in real time.

Flights were halted, the aircraft was damaged, and the entire airport had to shut down operations.

A shocking moment that left travelers and crew in disbelief.

How does someone even get past security like this?

Thoughts? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

Iran already lives in the stone ages

[GERÇEK BU_ @GERCEK_BU_2]

🚨 SON DAKİKA

İran, küresel internet bağlantısı sağlayan Basra Körfezi'ndeki denizaltı kablolarını kesmekle tehdit etti.

İran eğer bunu yaparsa tüm dünyayı orta Çağ karanlığına gömer

Ve insanlık taş devrini yeniden yaşar

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

This is why

[Caroline Sunshine @CSUNSHINE]

Why are we at war with Iran?

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

Americans have been dying for foreign countries since the 1800s. We’ve had zero interest in to go to any war between 1900-1999

[J.J. Carrell @JJCarrell14]

What the FUCK are we doing!

My son will NEVER die for a foreign country!

I voted for you 3 times, took abuse and fought for you and this is what you do!

You do the exact opposite of what you railed against for over a decade!

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

Google Doc contents: "They said stuff I don't like. As a furry pedophile - I do not like this"

[Sleeping Forest @thehimbun]

GOOGLE DOC INCOMING

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

@disclosetv faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

@TheCinesthetic @LADowd The world’s most powerful army at the time.

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

and they ate his lemon poundcake :(

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

and no oil will get in. Nice try

[New Direction AFRICA @Its_ereko]

🇲🇽🇨🇺 BREAKING: Mexico will send oil to Cuba. Trump's blockade has fallen.

60 years of embargo. 60 years of trying to starve an island.

Now Mexico breaks the siege. Oil shipments. Solidarity. Sovereignty.

The US can sanction. Can threaten. Can block.

But neighbors help. Neighbors deliver. Neighbors don't forget.

Cuba has been alone too long. Mexico just changed that.

The blockade isn't gone. But it's cracked. And cracks spread.

Mexico sends oil. The world watches. The empire fumes.

Solidarity wins. Every time.

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

Chuck Norris is now with the trillions of people he killed. May God have mercy on them all.

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

@ElectionWiz How convenient lol

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

he should have 100% maga approval. Why is this even news?

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: In a STUNNING moment, CNN was just forced to report that Donald Trump has 100% MAGA APPROVAL

100%. WOW 🔥

The kicker? The share of voters who call themselves "MAGA" is the *SAME* as when he won in 2024!

"You don't have to be a GENIUS to know you can't go higher than 100%!"

"Some Republicans disapprove...but they are NOT members of the MAGA movement."

Q: But are people leaving MAGA?

CNN: "In November 2024, 28% were MAGA. It's basically the SAME, 30%!"

"The MAGA base is NOT SHRINKING — it's the SAME SIZE! If anything, it's slightly larger!"

"That 100% that Trump has among MAGA GOP, is NOT an artifact of MAGA shrinking. It's just how strong Trump's grip is on the MAGA base!"

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

Look, they drove a dumptruck full of money up to his house - he's not made of stone

[John Paul Jones @AuburnJPJ]

@joekent16jan19 @theFinnishSisu What happened to these people? How do you go from this to a Qatari mouthpiece in just a few years? I think I know… 💰

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

Okg that’s Bergenline avenue lol

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 EPIC! MASSIVE line of patriots in New Jersey waving the Cuban and American flag as President Trump and Marco Rubio are on the verge of freeing Cuba

This is going to be HISTORIC! 🇺🇸🇨🇺

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

@AnaKasparian What’s disturbing is an Armenia woman partnering with a Turk who mocks the Armenia genocide. Also why is Carlson talking to terrorists ?

[Bill O'Keefe @notBillOkeefe]

Isn’t anyone going to ask why Tucker Carlson was talking to terrorists openly via text message ?

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

The CIA knew Tucker was speaking to the Iranian regime.

That means that when Trump invited Tucker to the Oval Office multiple times in the lead up to the Iran strike, he knew full well that Tucker was backchanneling information to the Iranians.

Essentially Trump seems to have used Tucker as an unwitting counter-intel asset, to convince Khamenei that he was bluffing, that nothing would happen.

Trump was basically able to kill Khamenei thanks to Tucker's arrogance.

Now Tucker's also legally fucked.