Jordan

forget the alamo

[Jordan @notJordanhake]

its birthday week again! @PatrickMahomes turns 24 today, i turn 24 friday

during his 23rd year on earth, pat threw 50 touchdown passes and won the nfl mvp.

during my 23rd year i went to 3 weddings and only blacked out at 2 of them.

congrats to both of us

happy birthday pat

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Jordan @notJordanhake]

@BillySports24 @stoolgambling @RealCGriff @BarstoolPhilly its for engagement. you dont tap on the post to read the comments if they post the answers in the video

[Acyn @Acyn]

Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

A lot of people are saying it was some of my best work

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

Now would be an ideal time to send Greenland the sale paperwork.

You know, because of the implication.

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

AP: USA at war with Iran

CNN: USA at war with Iran

FOX: USA at war with Iran

Jon Rothstein: Belmont schedules a home-and-home for 2026/27 with Radford

CBS: USA at war with Iran

[INVESTMENT HULK @INVESTMENTSHULK]

IMAGINE IF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE WAS THIS FUNNY

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

You have a rare gift

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Browns interested in interviewing Condoleezza Rice for head coaching job, source tells ESPN.

https://t.co/cgxCUgbF8j

[Jordan @notJordanhake]

2 loss ND or 2 loss BYU

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

You said it yourself. Notre Dame lost to two playoff teams. Thats a hell of a resume. In

[Jordan @notJordanhake]

@BarstoolBigCat Missouri has alot of high quality losses

[Jordan @notJordanhake]

@rodger they also created the wildcat formation. roll snyd

[Jordan @notJordanhake]

@ku_grant gonna need you to donate enough for kleinmans buyout if he doesn't fire matt wells. christ our offense sucked

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Kstate stinks. The 1st 100⭐️ loser

[Jordan @notJordanhake]

@EMAWCaleb @BarstoolKState @785SportsKSU @KSUWindbreaker

[Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina]

Correct.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Who is the best offensive weapon that Drew Brees ever had?