Bored Tim Hunt

Zen gardening, Japanese tea ceremony and #distractinglysexy bonsai trees. "Speech is blasphemy, silence a lie." Parody #timhunt.

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@_MasterOfNone_0 @royalsociety I think you will find that our story was that we always planned to go to Japan. Please stick with the spin that lovely Louise put on everything when she tried to fix my foot-in-mouth incident.

[They Call Me Bill (SPoitier in To Sir With Love) @wff1022]

@UsVsThemBlog @TrumpPrisonDate @hereticornot @lisa_jocko @WaltReefers @LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ninaandtito @Grzabjj @GH05t0fStew @Lovdem66 @Fraude_1 @TrumpPrisonPimp @Lars I *do* agree. Here’s link to that absurd #timhunt story that dragged so many thru the mud just so @louiseBagshawe could get a real gig with Murdoch. Which she screwed up in less than a year. https://t.co/lVjiE3JEMF No need to read. It’s usual lying, cherry picking & smears.

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@WistyEL @danwaddell I'm afraid it's true. Academic bureaucrats apparently don't like waking up to hear profs defending casual sexism on radio 4.

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@thehenriettala1 @ucl @sophiescott @profgeraintrees Don't you think you have better things to do than anonymously trolling the work of another academic?

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@marscrumbs @lorrainechu3n @openscience So what did you do on #timhunt?

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@wff1022 @puppymnkey Exactly.

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@thehenriettala1 @ucl Oh Mary dear, do give Geraint a break. You are not fooling anyone. Now what can I get you for breakfast today?

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

I'm off to take the dog for a walk. Bye!

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@wff1022 @SheWhoVotes Breakfast first!

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@wff1022 @SheWhoVotes @LouiseMensch Did you know that dogs get ADHD? We couldn't believe it when the vet told us.

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@wff1022 @SheWhoVotes @LouiseMensch I'm worried that the medication the vet gave her is making her a bit, you know loopy. We sometimes call her Loupy Lou when she gets yappy.

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@wff1022 @SheWhoVotes Mary joined in! She was tweeting all the time, even at work. Calling people names. Got so bad she had to delete her account.

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@wff1022 @SheWhoVotes She promised we could come back after a few years and we would get triumphant write up on @heatstreet but she was fired!

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@wff1022 @SheWhoVotes Well anyway all this #russiagate #resistance nonsense with @Louisemensch is no good for the credibility of our #timhunt narrative. Disaster!

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@wff1022 @SheWhoVotes @LouiseMensch Makes this little sneezy snarling sound. Sounds a bit like "russians" and then she just sinks her little fangs into some poor blighter.

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@wff1022 @SheWhoVotes @LouiseMensch We do have to muzzle her though, she does tend to bite any random stranger who comes near her

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@wff1022 @SheWhoVotes @LouiseMensch Yes and I need to take Louise (our bitch, you know, the dog) for her morning walk. You know how twitchy and yappy when stuck indoors.

[Bored Tim Hunt @notSirTimmy]

@wff1022 @SheWhoVotes Don't mention Korea. I get flashbacks.

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@SheWhoVotes @wff1022 She attacked anyone and everyone. Smeared people with nonsense. Then got a small crew of people to harass people into silence.