Woz

Star Trek 🖖 geek, Mac🍎 geek, Science ⚛️ geek. 🍕🍣🍷😺🇦🇺🇯🇵🍱🥟🍤🍘🍡🍫🍶🍺🥂🥐🧀🥩

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Hey @Bankwest , your online banking web site and app are borked and have been for over 30 mins.

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@TrekFan4387 “PIGARD”?

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@Bankwest Don’t worry, I can quickly pop into my local branch any ti…. Ohh…

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@CtrlAltRob @Aussie_BB Mine was. I'm just back up now. 13:55 AWST

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@ERWProject61 Thanks (non American here). But they must have changed it back again by the 22nd century 🤷‍♂️

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@FirstFlightPod Oh no. What a loss. A great actor. So sad.

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@HoverStatus It's not just web site. email at https://t.co/c5jntoTirg is inaccessible too.

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@ShuttlepodTwo With each wag of your tail and each joyful bark,
You light up the ship, a celestial spark,
Oh Porthos, dear canine, forever ensconced,
In the heart of the crew, in every voyage pronounced. (4/4)
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@ShuttlepodTwo Porthos, your presence, a light in the night,
A reminder of home, a loyal starlight,
In the tapestry woven of friendship and might,
You stand with the crew in courage and flight. (3/4)

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@ShuttlepodTwo In the captain's quarters, by his side you rest,
A faithful confidant, the best of the best,
Through nebulous dangers and uncharted space,
You offer comfort, a paw's gentle embrace. (2/4)

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@ShuttlepodTwo "Ode to Porthos"
Canine Porthos, companion of Archer bold,
In the starlit journeys and stories untold,
With fur that gleams like the cosmos above,
You bring laughter and warmth, boundless love. (1/4)

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Hey @westernpowerwa We were scheduled for a maintenance outage in our area from 19:30-05:00. Nothing. No outage. No notification. You f%!#&ed up the evening. What gives?

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@abcnews @ABCaustralia This happens EVERY time I go to your news web site. What are you stealing all my cpu cycles? It uses over 100% of a single i7 core constantly! - Just to continue to display a single web page. Please fix your web code.

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Gromit the arboreal. If you see this tweet, QT with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.

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@TrekFan4387 I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get over 78 decks and “marsh melons”

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@LeeDrawsStuff And thanks to @jeffreycombs for the great portrayal.

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@LeeDrawsStuff I’ll take your blood to Andoria, to the Wall of Heroes.

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@LeeDrawsStuff Love it Lee. Thanks so much!

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@westernpowerwa @cityofcanning Done

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Hey @westernpowerwa @cityofcanning Y’all got any more of that underground power?