ProbablyNotAssange

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Democrats (1860): what would we do without our slaves? Who would pick the crops?!
Democrats (2023): what would we do without our slaves? Who would pick the crops?!

I know democrats like to claim "tHe ParTiEs SwiTcHEd" but 170 years later, and Democrats still sound like Democrats

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@CNviolations Holy crap. Look at that one chick's make pattern baldness. Lol

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@clownworld I thought @gofundme blocks campaigns for murderers.

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@DelOlmoFelix @LecheExpress @_Anglosaxongirl Lol... just make sure you turn in your knives. Don't want to go to jail.

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@BamaMarineMsgt @MAC_Arms @Timcast No, the J6 committee members were given BLANKET FEDERAL PARDONS. A blanket pardon covers any federal crime. It's unspecified what is being pardon, so any federal crime falls under the pardon. He would need to be charged at the state level.

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@BamaMarineMsgt @MAC_Arms @Timcast He was given a blanket federal pardon.

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@MAC_Arms @Timcast I'm sure schiff maintains a residence in Virginia. Governor Youngkin could charge him there with evidence provided from a federal investigation.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

Colbert cuts off Claire Danes before she spills the tea about the intelligence community “allying itself” with the legacy media during Trump’s first term

Watch until the end…

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.@adamcarolla

Talk to your boy

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@e_osys @kryptikRants @bennyjohnson Executive orders can be undone with executive orders just like biden ended Trump's executive orders on day 1. What can't be undone are the laws and spending packages passed under the fraudulent Biden administration.

[GnosisWolf @GnosisWolf]

@joeroganhq CNN…🤦🏻‍♂️

Here’s a wonderful video of 30+ lies Kama-Llama Ding Dong actually told during the debate, quickly debunked one by one. 🏆

Insurrection Barbie does great work and great videos, follow if you don’t. 💪🇺🇸

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@Patri0tTeaParty @SociallySherri @Ally_Sammarco And which candidate is that?

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@LilGoochGrease @CwellGaming @zakisolja @iamyesyouareno That woman was 6'6" and 300 lbs she would gut you retarded ass like a fish with a Swiss army knife.

[Ned Ryun @nedryun]

Seriously ⁦@UnivOfKansas⁩? You’re letting this be said in your classrooms? That men who won’t vote for Kamala Harris for President should be lined up and shot?? ⁦@RogerMarshallMD⁩ ⁦@JerryMoran⁩

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@ChacunSonDegout @BoneyDanza @michaelmalice She got assaulted by a homeless person walking out of her condo. When the reality of her policy choices brutally beat her, she realized she had made a mistake

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@michaelmalice Don't worry it's going to blow up real soon

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@hourly_shitpost Don't let the Haitians see this. They're about to take all the ducks in the state of ohio

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

BREAKING: CNN just found out that Kamala Harris is a LIAR. This is simply hilarious 🤣

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@Patri0tTeaParty @HawkeyeInDallas @jangacfan12 @maddenifico Holy shit... lol

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@Patri0tTeaParty @rbhayes4 @tommysantos14 @CryptidPolitics @SenWarren LOL! Owned

[aka @akafaceUS]

BREAKING: Multiple police officers have come forward stating that Kamala is 100% intoxicated in this clip and she would’ve been charged with a DUI if she was behind the wheel of a car.