batman

night. bats. not bruce wayne.

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@ZaneKun33 @batsdune @DowloaderBot

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@Mr_Red18k @DiscussingFilm @DownloaderBot

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@Mr_Red18k @DiscussingFilm @SaveVidBot

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celebrate me, bitch.

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joker really lost his edge huh

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it’s my day, celebrate me.

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this is is why i do what i do.

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remember that time my dick fell out and everyone made fun of me :(

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hey

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y’all ever been so high you pass out in the women’s bathroom @ChipotleTweets

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like if someone could give me one of those big checks that just says “thanks batman you’re not a bad dude here’s a million dollars” it’d be great.

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can someone please start paying me to clean up the city i’m not doing this for my health

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can someone please start paying me to clean up the city i’m not doing this for my health

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okay who the fuck made my chin this big

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out of town no one commit crimes

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someone got this pic of me here at waffle house please help

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no one picked this tab up and they’re holding me here hostage. it’s been a day. someone help me please. i don’t wanna hurt these guys i just wanted a waffle.

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hey i’m here and i ran up a bit of a tab but i left my credit card at home can someone spot me

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hey i’m here and i ran up a bit of a tab but i left my credit card at home can someone spot me

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gotham’s slow tonight- gonna do a fan meet up at the waffle house on 10th street bitches

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gotham’s slow tonight- gonna do a fan meet up at the waffle house on 10th street bitches

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headed to the dentist- finna kill them cavities 😈

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@VLove1992 ah yes, always a good approach method.

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hey scratch that last one we got someone- lemme know if you die tonight. hot tip: just be intimidating.