NotChrisDahl

Pussy so wet i need a kayak.

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@EsoFlash yeah! Fuck valley! They needed me to stop mustapha

[Sports Comedy @SportsComedy_]

When will it end??? https://t.co/7aN6hl3603

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Chris Dahl starter kit. #forallthefans

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@TaylorDemusis when we railing again?

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“@HartzellAlex: Gotta work hard to play hard” but you don't... #lies

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@chrisdahl21 but they get the most pussy! #theyallwantsome

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@Roldham11 @EsoFlash @SMACKHighCT can't handle the SWAGGY W!

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Fuck lebron! Next year when I'm in the nba they're only gonna care about me and not him! #getoutofmyway #gettingrings

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#funfactoftheday @MarvinGorgas even though you got pitcher of the year and got drafted I'm still better than you! #bowdown

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@jolihi come to the senior hallway to get turnt with me and my new boys! @GrigoNot is on his way with more alcohol!

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#funfactoftheday Westbrook baseball is about to shit on some tech schools! #roadtotheship

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Too bad I did it... #sorrynotsorry

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@JordanShamas20 @liv_lawt no cuz who is supposed to be my booty call if you're gone?? #nothappening

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You can't touch my fastball and freeze on my curve! #suckafatty

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That's right sit down you Italian fruit cakes!

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@TaylorDemusis wants my d so bad it's not even funny... April fools, she already got it!

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@ChrisDahl21 @FarukCecunjanin it's ok when @Roldham11 told them to go lay down they shut up!

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“@jaredspanier00: Woman belong in the kitchen,
The kitchen has food” yeah so stop arguing with me and go there... I'm hungry