kate💐

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

ur not an it girl unless someones mom had one-sided beef with you in middle school

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

2 vodka crans in and suddenly i’m doing unto others as i would have them do unto me

[L'Art Impressionniste @allontanarsio]

Norman Rockwell’s triple self-portrait, 1960

[死 @humanxmaybe]

whatever needs to be said was said in Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

the person i see in the self checkout camera is not who i am in my heart

[mood @meishato]

you will be okay dramatic bitch

[rina @urrrinal]

just came back from my walk and i was right bout everything

[☆ @apnidushman]

a girl like me shouldn’t be left unattended near symbolism

[nay ♓︎ @itsbarbey]

just cleaned my room in case beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down and she needed somewhere to sleep

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

[fruits @fru1tsofmylabor]

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk

[evil gale @evilgale]

can we hangout one thousand times

[garshmo @garshmo]

Hi and what’s your motive

[blob ross 🌱 @probably_ayla]

I cannot be expected to work under these circumstances (Tuesday)

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

what i want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet

[garshmo @garshmo]

Hottest girl you know at urgent care for no reason right now